As much as I agree with my colleague Mr. Injustice that racism is one of the worst problems facing us as a society today, I must respectfully disagree that it is the very worst one.
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It’s not bad enough that black people are being beaten to death by cops and lynched by KKK members on every street of every American city every fucking day—oh, no!!!
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After my son was born, more than one friend told me, “This is when your life really begins.” What a load of bullshit.
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There comes a time in a fuckin’ dude’s life when he has to say a big FUCK YOU to authority and move out on his own.
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My friend Joe is a sort of amateur porn producer—he discovers talent out here in Vegas, then drives them to LA to perform in lesbo DVDs, and he gets a cut.

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I am an incredibly picky sleeper.

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