Did nerds have tons of tattoos in the ’50s or am I missing something here?

Tumblr is supposed to be this world of fantasy and greatness where everything is cool. But what if I find a girl who reflects everything I’ve ever wanted? MORE»

This weekend I took the train to the Albany Hyatt for a nice little refresher course on making sure I sufficiently pleasure myself during sex. MORE»

The prospect of a nuclear meltdown in Fukushima, a raging civil war in Libya, Donald Trump admitting he’s actually mentally retarded — current events are getting pretty fucking serious and it’s taking a toll on the brave men and women we count on to deliver us the world. And unfortunately, the stress is breaking them. MORE»

This can’t be real. Is it real? Holy shit, I’m pretty sure it’s real. Four disturbingly naïve hipster kids nationally promoting the importance of fort-building and traveling around the country to share ideas. MORE»

If you’re going to be that goth, at least get a butt plug that matches.