It seems to me that spending your entire adult life not a hair taller than two feet, eight inches kind of signs you up for the submissive role of any interaction. MORE»

Remind me: How is this different from rats?

No, wait. What about?

At least cat ladies keep shit to themselves.

Hang on.

I got a better one.

Once again a New Yorker tries to help the poor and gets shit on.

Fake ass, lazy “sex scandals” in journalism are as American as fake ass politics. MORE»

To many North Brooklynites, Fernet Branca is more than just a slug flavored herbal liqueur. It is a class signifier, a secret handshake shared by Mixologists, Artisans, Urban Homesteaders, Creative Dads and other Cupcake Capitalists to gain entry into their smug underworld. MORE»

T-Radya, a street artist based in Yekaterinburg, Russia, dabbles in fire portraiture, creating images of fallen WWII soldiers with Molotov cocktails. MORE»

Yup, that’s a Polo tattoo. MORE»