Here’s the deal: I’m thinking about asking my girlfriend of a year and a half if she will marry me. MORE»

It’s rare this little flare causes such a huge boner.

Anybody can grow a beard, it’s easy. All you have to do is not give a fuck and forget to shave for about three weeks (more / less for some more / less fortunate people). MORE»

Every Sunday night, my roommate and I like to lay around in bed in our underwear discussing the dick we got over the weekend. MORE»

During my recent quarter-life crisis, I decided to shake things up with an international vacation. I had no idea where to go, so I let what was then a 24-hour nightclub act as my guide: Myspace. MORE»

Is punk dead if I hear about shows on Facebook? MORE»