From NY Daily News…
David Cross is coming clean with a shocking confession that he snorted cocaine at a White House event, with President Barack Obama sitting just feet away.
The comedian has admitted it before, but in a new interview with Playboy magazine, he divulges all the dirty details.
“It wasn’t even that much cocaine. It was literally the size of, I don’t know, a tick,” said Cross, who attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in 2009.
“I ducked under the table and did it. It wasn’t like I got high. The jolt was similar to licking an empty espresso cup. It wasn’t about that. It was just about being able to say that I did it, that I did cocaine in the same room as the President,” he told the magazine.
At a Washington performance in 2009, Cross told the crowd that the daring feat was part of an ongoing challenge between him and a friend, in which they try to top each other with “dares and outrageousness.”
I am the friend in the above article and yes, we did have an “ongoing challenge” but the problem is, David ruined the game. What the fuck could I possibly do now? Even if I did a bump live on Fox News it wouldn’t come close to cocaine at the White House. I’ve thought about this a lot and the only thing that could possibly top it would be snorting a line on Air Force One.
That will definitely be happening any time soon.
I’m going to shoot a thing for Last Call With Carson Daly in a few hours. I think it airs Thursday. I’m going to rub dirt all over my face and pretend to be a homeless man who is pretending that he is not, in fact, homeless and is doing quite well thank you very much.
Was surprised to discover not only had he read the entire book but the producer did too. The producer said, “I have kids but I still managed to finish it in one weekend. I think it’s because it’s written the way I talk.”
Richard Treis (the white one) and Robert “Biz” Swinney (the black one)
Heartwarming news from the American heartland: A member of Aryan Nations from the backwoods and a black gangsta from the inner city have been arrested and charged with joining forces to distribute meth in Missouri!
The odds are pretty high taking her home means she roofies your drink and slowly kills you but it still might be worth it.
My grandmother is 86 and I make sure to try to speak to her at least once a week.