
Singing sensation (we’re not sure what she sings) Taylor Swift is known for being “pretty” and “wholesome” and “nice” and “agreeable” and “pure” and “virginal” and “innocent.”
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This is a picture of “Anarchy,” a pit bull mix that belonged to SOTS stalwarts Dirk and Sarah, the unsheltered and chemical-dependent pair of young lovebirds we featured in a series of installments this past autumn.
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First, we accidentally burn some Korans and then we deny General Aladeen access to the Oscars. It was a series of blunders that would surely lead to “unimaginable consequences” as the dictator put it but MORE»

I just finished a 300-hour argument about the “Chink in the Armor” guy and I left it more confused than when I went in. MORE»

Grey skies cast soft luminance upon the dew of freshly cut lawns. Birdies hop amid fallen pastry crumbs, ruffling their feathers in thanks. Squirrelies bob their cute li’l heads in an unspoken “howdee-do?!”
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