The people who brought you Bacon Salt and Baconnaise have now introduced into our free-market system what is perhaps the world’s first Bacon Coffin.
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So yeah, I went on a stand-up comedy tour to promote my book How to Piss in Public and thought it would be just a fun broadtrip with my old best pal from high school. Boy was I wrong…  MORE»

What do you mean? You are EXACTLY who I expected to be playing this song.

Beware, up-and-coming female writers in New York! There is a raging ‘Dine and Dasher’ who is preying on women at some of the city’s finest restaurants.

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My friends tell me I complain a lot, but that’s because I have a lot of problems.
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This is a picture 12-year-old Jose Gonzalez, who lives in some town way out west called “Denver.”
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