Barely legal 18-yo Melissa King, who resigned her Miss Delaware Teen USA crown Tuesday after being drilled about a sex video that claims to feature her, is wanted by the state of Maryland on two warrants for failing to appear in court. MORE»

The Internet loves this pattern:

Take a male celebrity who is past his prime and experiencing the unenviable financial and psychological effects of decline from the public eye. Analyze his Tweets, then make them viral by condescendingly calling him a poet, a philosopher, and a genius. MORE»

This whole affair sure has its share of racial undertones. MORE»

Don’t these idiots understand that when you outlaw imaginary weapons, only outlaws will have imaginary weapons?? MORE»

For the past six months, every fucking person I can still tolerate has been telling me to watch Homeland.
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Islam: still keepin’ it classy. MORE»