During animal sacrifice, Hougans often slipped into possession. When it happened, their eyes flipped backwards and they spoke in tongues, like they were fervently arguing with someone I couldn’t see. MORE»

I can’t wait for this Irene bitch to hit NYC. Here is a checklist of hurricane provisions that will help decrease the necessity for gross canned food and bottled water. MORE»

I was sitting at Au Bon Pain, waiting on a Valium refill. MORE»

Hialeah Drive was fucked. As kids, we all had our own version of what went down on that small street. MORE»

As a child I watched countless hours of television everyday after school. By the time I was a teenager I related more to TV characters than the people around me. MORE»

In middle school I lived about a quarter mile away from Lion Country Safari, a drive-thru zoo where sedentary families could safely simulate a safari by watching chimps jerk off on the side of the road and clumsy lions climb up onto the hood of their cars. MORE»