Starting shortly before noon last Wednesday, the curly-haired and elfin-faced Kentucky Senator Rand Paul spent thirteen hours filibusterin’ Barack Obama and Eric Holder’s balls about whether the federal government claimed the right to kill American citizens on US soil without trial.
Paul Wood, AKA “One Ball Paul”: No matter how “tough” he is on the field, he’ll still only have one testicle.
Imagine having only one testicle. Then imagine the whole world knows you only have one testicle. Then imagine that even when the press does “sympathetic” articles about the fact that you have only one testicle, they refer to you as a “One-ball rugby ace.”