I will admit to you, with some trepidation, that tonight I’ll be attending my second Greenpoint ziplining party in two weeks. Can’t publish the address, but judging from last Thursday night, I guess many of you knew about these long before I did. As usual, I’m the last one to find out. MORE»

Here’s another Oberlin story for you: In the fall of 1994, my girlfriend and I were sitting in Tappan Square, getting high with her new college friends and talking about funny shit from the neighborhoods where we grew up. MORE»

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the World’s Dumbest Children. No, not the Einstein Bros. pictured above; I’m talking about the SBTVC commenters who last week took to the e-streets to defend their man, Boston Child Murderer Jahar Vanygreipupon. MORE»

The astonishingly idiotic campaign to free the Marathon Bomber is worthy of our study; amongst other lessons, it illustrates why 9/11 was clearly not an inside job. MORE»

Remember what Tom Cruise says at 1:04 in the most important Internet video of all time: As a Scientologist driving by an accident, you have to stop: you know you’re the only one that can really help. MORE»

When I was 15, my mom caught me smoking weed during a sleepover. I was in my room on 110th street and Riverside, smoking out of a tiny plastic bong. She subsequently did two things: One: screamed at my friend and told him it was time to go home. MORE»