thegavin2000 WTF!? My wife started hanging out with him!

lesleyarfin: Who is that?

thegavin2000: @lesleyarfin Some Indian chick I married 7 years ago.

TV is doomed. Where college kids used to list owning one as their first priority when setting up their dorm room, today they don’t even want one. The habits they form in college will last forever.  MORE»

lesleyarfin Maybe Carrie from Homeland would know the answer to this?

jonslave: That jazz thing is why I cant watch Homeland

thegavin2000: @jonslave it looks so phony when she’s jamming out in the car to Winston Marselis or whatever the fuck his name is.

jonslave: @thegavin2000 Cringe so hard. Set is probably cleared for those scenes.

thegavin2000: @jonslave Realized last night that it’s the same bullshit vibe you get from Lisa’s love of jazz and her stupid sax. Yeah right. She’s really into “Bleeding Gums Murphy.”

Dear Barf:
I had this awesome ER nurse a year ago when I had a kidney stone.

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Dear Barf,

I was watching a movie the other night and my sister goes, “Why are there no strong women in this movie?”

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lesleyarfin Me and @amykellner at The Hole circa 02. McGinley was trying to capture the couple laying on the couch. #tbt #shortsandheels?

touchmagic: Ha im on my friends lap

thegavin2000: I remember that night. Wasn’t he eating her out?

lesleyarfin: @thegavin2000 fingering

timobarber: @lesleyarfin @thegavin2000 he was aggressively, violently fingering her for so long. We all took turns posing near them.

thegavin2000: @timbarber OH YEAH! And they didn’t even give a shit. They were in their own horny little world.