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The only thing that gets more hits than weird animal lists is sexy lady lists so here goes: I got this from a site called Manofest and it’s basically a pile of models who suck now.
The only thing that gets more hits than weird animal lists is sexy lady lists so here goes: I got this from a site called Manofest and it’s basically a pile of models who suck now.
1- CARRIE FISHER
Peeeyewke. This 54-year-old mom looks way older than she did in 1977. What the fuck did she do, exist for a bunch of years? And look at that photo! Being snapped by paparazzi on a cold Chicago day isn’t nearly as pleasing to the eye as being in a professional studio with a huge blockbuster budget and professional photographers with thousands of dollars of lighting etc. Get a life, bitch. Barf!
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2- NICOLE EGGERT
Oh hi, lunch. Long time no see. R-A-A-A-WLPH! Ever since Nicole Eggert raised a kid by herself and had her dad die on her like a fucking stupid whore, she looks like shit! Why, she must have put on 20 pounds since she was 19. What a fucking cunt. Let’s kill her.
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3- ELIZABETH TAYLOR
This 78-year-old hag looked way better when she was in her early 20s. Am I right?
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4- KELLY LEBROCK
When Kelly Lebrock was a supermodel back in the ’80s, she looked like a fucking supermodel. Today this 49-year-old looks like the kind of ugly hideous disgusting cunt who had three kids and lived a fulfilling life on a beautiful ranch in Southern California. You could put lipstick on a piece of shit and it would be hotter.
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5- PAMELA ANDERSON
Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Pamela Anderson had sex with a bunch of people and wore too much make up once. She looked way fresher when she was 17 and living with her parents in Vancouver.
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6- DAWN WELLS
I’m starting to see a pattern here: Women who are 72-years-old look about half a century older than when they were 22. Also, mug shots are way less flattering than professional portraits. What a disgusting ditch pig who deserves to be pissed on by a dozen homeless men at once.
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7- LINDSEY LOHAN
This cow was way hotter when she wasn’t caught off guard mid-blink. She should chop her face off.
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8- MAUREEN McCORMICK
Not only was she way hotter when she was a teenager, she was also way cooler. Nice glasses, grandma! What did you do, find God after almost dying from drug addiction and eventually marry a really nice guy you met at church who cares about you and had a kid with you? How ugly can you get?
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9- SHARON STONE
If this 52-year-old is trying really hard to make a stranger like me want to beat off to her, it is not working at all. Back when she was a model, I may have let her lick my balls, but now? No fucking way, you hideous old bag!
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10- LILI ST CYR
Still gross but at least she’s not fat.
SIMULTANEOUSLY POSTED ON PLATFORM.
You’re totally right. Fuck these women for living their lives. What a bunch of selfish cunts. WHAT ABOUT ME?! WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT TO LOOK AT!?
Sharon Stone… Mo McCormick, Carrie Fisher…
this is why my generation sang about hoping to die before we got old! HAHAHAHA
fuckin rye-chus. sharon stone would still get one anyway.
@ Zippy
your comment makes me wish you died already.
I hadn’t seen Blown Away until after Corey Haim died, but man was it ever infuriating. It’s just a movie full of him fooling around and fucking Nicole Eggert. What a fucking asshole.
finally, a little bit of honesty in a todays’ media. kudos.
“after 25 things happen to womens bodies. bad things” Joe Francis
You should have waited another week or two before posting this. The style is too similar to the ugly animals post you did. Also next time check for spelling errors you bloated Scottish cow.
Manofest? I love how they think all guys are jockey dimwits.
Oh wait, we are. HOOOT HOOT HOOT! PAAAARTY!
good one, finally.
Honestly, you need to check out the comments on Platform. I think their readers are either pre adolescent or retarded.
http://www.readplatform.com/10-sexy-female-celebrities-who-havent-aged-well/
“I’m assuming you are the type of person who believes that beauty is skin deep.”
THIS MAKES ME WANT TO DO A KEG STAND
another funny one. like it.
1977? C’mon, dude, Return of the Jedi came out in the 1983.
Noticed in the latest round of Catholic sex abuse revelations that Sinead O’Connor is embracing overweight middle-aged momdom in a big way.
“When women turn 30 it’s like…I don’t know…a light goes out.”
Roger Sterling
That picture or Carrie Fisher looks like the face-transplant lady, http://heddalettuce.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/539w.jpg
The Lohan picture is hilarious.
And Sharon Stone is sexy in there, you`re crazy.
of not or
ok, read the actual post. nice work. my response was a mean kneejerk reaction to the picture.
Yo Gavin, Lindsay Lohan is not old. She just looks really bad now.
Putting the hammer to Kelly LeBrock must be like humping a bean bag.
i would bang 2,4,5, and 7 right now.
Did you cut & paste from Fuck You Penguin? This is almost identical except with people.
http://www.fupenguin.com/
Also, Carrie Fisher looks just like Sally Jesse Raphael a couple of decades ago.
this was really really fun-nay
Kathleen Turner should be in this list too
hilarious but it makes me think of the 2 demographics that will read this and miss the satire in it
a. cretins
b. pc fuckwads
Gavin this wasn’t even trying. It doesn’t even matter if you were being “ironic” or not, this was fucking TERRIBLE. All I’m sayin, all I’m sayin is if you continue to pump out shit like this when you can’t come up with anything better on your deathbed you will be haunted by the ghosts of destructive indifference past.
Say you, say me…Jes! I like older women like in their 30′s -40′s. Don’t know why, Shepherds pie, don’t know when..Ask the hen, you know what? Cold beans aint hot.
“This 78-year-old hag looked way better when she was in her early 20s. Am I right”
lol
Do Me.
awesome.
Kelly LeBrock taught me how to open a wine bottle.
My mother is just like these women and every time I look at her it’s just another bad episode of The Real Housewives of Grundy County.
Attractive people sometimes turn ugly as they age. That’s really insightful.
Val Kilmer
Marcia Brady was so fucking sexy. And the fact that she was a drug addicted sex addict only adds fuel to the fire.
damn africa, what happened
Richard Grieco
hahahahahahah. snort. ha.
these comments justify my permanent vacation to hipster runoff
lawlin’ at val kilmer.
Also his bro K-FED: http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/earth-changes-course.jpg
To all ignant folks who dont understand that awkward dowdy shoes can be worn in sexy way. Bone up on your Miuccia Prada, this shit is 21st century basics.
^meant to go with http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/streetboners/street-boner-1167/
Do an Israel one of these please Gavin
HIGHlarious
ya funny, but you could easily do the same thing with male celebrities
I’ve been seeing boldface patients for years but nothing compares to very very popular starlits who have vaginas that look like balloon animals.
hahahahaa Lindsey Lohan caught mid-blink fucking hilarious
I like this.
Lohan is a blast!!!!
6 straight days of whip its, speed & booze!!
then i blacked out
Labatt’s Beer is a fine product.
granted i’m too lazy to read all the comments, but does EVERYONE misunderstand the tone of this? it’s weird, gavin is incredibly misogynistic half the time, but the rest of the time he’s totally subversive, and this is actually very much the latter.
This would have been very subversive if written in 1995 at a liberal arts college. Its really dated.
You’re a Fuckin idiot.