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Val
• 03.18.09 11:06 am


Marlon Brando fucked millions of women but only 4 were made public. There’s his 3 wives Anna Kashfi, Movitas Castaneda & Tarita Teriipia… & he claims to have had an affair with Marilyn Monroe. Did you know actor David Niven claims to have seen Brando making out with Laurence Olivier

Marlon Brando fucked millions of women but only 4 were made public. There’s his 3 wives Anna Kashfi, Movitas Castaneda & Tarita Teriipia… & he claims to have had an affair with Marilyn Monroe. Did you know actor David Niven claims to have seen Brando making out with Laurence Olivier in a pool!? It was on the set of A Streetcar Named Desire… so hot.
I put Brando’s hoes up against my dream man Marcello Mastrioanni’s women. I think he wins just for banging Anita Ekberg, also known as the Iceberg. Which guy would you rather have been?

BRANDO’S BITCHES




Anna Kashfi
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Castaneda
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Teriipia
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Marilyn (not Boy George’s ex, the other one)

Brando necked with this fag (can you blame him?)

MASTRIOANNI’S BITCHES

Carabella
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Catherine Deneueve
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Affair with Anita Ekberg

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Comments
  1. just a cunt hair away says:

    great again- more Val pretension resulting in my boredom.
    this time with edgy words.
    why does she bother? better question: why do i bother…

  2. tom says:

    thus, way better than your post last week.

  3. tom says:

    still bored as shit!

  4. haze says:

    more chicks should try looking like these women. damn that no-food look. healthy chicks is where it’s at.

  5. fatty val says:

    lame

  6. Confooshus says:

    You on your own this time, sistah.

  7. Consuela says:

    MASTRIOANNI’S all the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  8. Idontknowbut says:

    Why don’t girls have those missle tits any more?? I miss ‘em

  9. neezy says:

    didnt you get fired already?

  10. Harfield says:

    Brando wins by a mile, I say.

    Val still sucks, and I still feel bad for her.

  11. brando wins. exotic women with only a first name and the fact that he is brave enough to try playing for another team. wild sex

  12. puberto says:

    people dressed stupid in the olden days.

  13. tommy gun says:

    Brando wins by 1000 miles…love pacific islander girls

  14. Street Boning says:

    These post are fun because we all get to gang up on Val in the comments section. VAL FTW!

  15. Street Boning says:

    *posts*

  16. INCITE says:

    Hey, pow-gangie,

    I’ve got some photos that you should polly like! My friend’s a . . .. .
    well, you should like . . . .HERE GOES 1 point http://ffffound.com/image/765395614e9cee03aa9105f03f7108e62cc0931e 2 point http://www.squareamerica.com/pa1.htm and this one . . .point three http://www.squareamerica.com/bm28.htm Enjjoy

  17. master says:

    i like naked girls…where’s the problem?

  18. INCITE says:

    moderate that shit nigga

  19. INTIcE says:

    BOOOOOO. . . . why, gimme one reason why, eye mean photography, it relates , fack, its cause i said moderate that shit nigga, that’s why eh?

  20. fine says:

    tghe gay way

  21. digger says:

    Hey! Let’s treat Val like shit! Part-ay.

    The setup of the pics was kind of confusing, but I think this is funny/interesting. Not the best, but it’s good.

  22. shadowy figure says:

    ^ Yeah, the intro is a mess. I don’t know what the fuck you’re saying/asking. All I’m doing is looking at these women and wondering which I would have liked to bone first.

    Kashfi.

  23. ew says:

    that bottom girls tits r doing some kind of crazy ass shit i’ve never seen before. it scares me. also, props to monroe for being a f.u.p.a pioneer.

  24. hater says:

    I HATE THIS FEATURE. PLEASE RETIRE (to the noose room for a snifter of my ass pennies)

  25. jasper says:

    i like this. just sayin.

  26. VALGINA says:

    @Harfield

    yes i may suck, but at least it’s not yours! FEEL S0 BAD 4 U

  27. srsly says:

    Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these!

  28. milky says:

    Ill take Mast, they all look so wholesome and all have that my tits are so round, big, and perky I don’t need a bra look.

  29. tom says:

    Val, come on! you can do better

  30. Sackington Ballsworth says:

    Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddoooooo

    marilyn for the win

  31. uhh.. says:

    BUSH!!

  32. your brother says says:

    that brando fucked way hotter babes.
    brando is the shit.
    now and then.

  33. Duder, I love Ekberg’s fat bush. I just want to stick my face in there and go safari.

  34. POOKLES says:

    Anyone who’s seen La Dolce Vita should answer Marcello.

  35. wade says:

    Thats a fucking loaded question, the second you get some tits and pubes involved im all in


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