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I was too hungover to move today and couldn’t do anything but lie in bed and watch TV. Have you watched TV in the daytime recently? It makes TV Carnage look like Masterpiece Theater.
I was too hungover to move today and couldn’t do anything but lie in bed and watch TV. Have you watched TV in the daytime recently? It makes TV Carnage look like Masterpiece Theater. They’ve given up on any pretense of being a real show and have just gone for porn, violence, and bizarre non-sequiturs. When I surfed past The Young & the Restless I overheard a giant detective who talked like Principal Blackman say, “So you’ve already told me your friend is a silver chipmunk. What else do I need to know?” Then we see a guy in a chipmunk costume robbing a bank! After that it cuts to the serious Y&R music all heavy like what we just saw wasn’t written by Amy Sedaris.
I didn’t have the vaginal balls to hang with that insanity so I went over to Judge Hatchett to hear about a guy who owes some lady $1,000 for a bunch of shit he took from her after they broke up. Simple right? Wrong! Instead of discussing any part of the actual claim they were encouraged to go into explicit detail about their DISGUSTING sex life. That was the whole show. Don’t believe me? You don’t have to. I recorded it. See for yourself.
See, this is the kind of thing that could make an acid trip go bad. Really bad. The implications of this sort of broadcast would wash over me, squeeze my heart, and make me want to run forever.
best comment i have ever seen goes to d.d.d.a.c.b.o.s.
That bailiff looks like stubbie slowly becoming more excited and erect.
‘She had them big ole breasts in my face’
i came
“seducey”, “manager mommy”, “horny 19-year old virgin”, “there was a year when i slept with a lot of people, not 100″,
all i know is that street boners clips are uploaded very professionally and are very easy to load and watch with no pauses or interruptions.
look at the people cracking up behind the lady
how did he get the money to sleep with all them hookers?
“cos she slept with a homeless guy she met at a jazz club” come on now lady, you forfeit all rights to complain about anything, ever, at this point.
i wanna chop up judge hatchets privates with a hatchet
the guards look is priceless.