David Arquette.
Remember him?
Now that was a man with charisma, wasn’t it?
Remember how we used to wait for, like, MONTHS for a new David Arquette film?
Remember coming to school the day after we’d seen a new David Arquette film, how we were like, “Man, did you see the new David Arquette film last night?” and they were like, “Yeah, totally!” and then everyone would talk about their favorite moments in the new David Arquette film and trade David Arquette stickers and stuff?
Man, those were the days. I still wear my David Arquette T-shirt sometimes.
Then David Arquette married Courtney “Sux” Cox and made her bleach her anus. At least that’s what the rumors say.
Anyway, here’s a picture I made in Photoshop of David Arquette being naked from the waist down and chasing a midget on rollerblades:
Yes, I haven’t slept properly for two nights. It’s too hot at night and two flies keep buzzing around the room, torturing me and refusing to stay still while I kill them with a rolled-up newspaper.
So I started thinking about David Arquette of all people. I have absolutely no idea why he popped into my head. I always thought everything about him was boring.
Dear Lord, I think I need help.
You are a fucking genius. Stay awake.
i had sex with him. he has a huge dick but kept talking about courtney. yawn.
Would’ve been better if you left out the gay shit about your thought process