A roundup of the more refreshing and life-affirming headlines in the news the past few weeks.
‘US Immigration Inserted Chip In My Anus’
New York Man Allegedly Sends Alimony Checks Covered in Feces to Ex-Wife
I have painless swollen lumps on my vagina
Chinese woman bites off son’s penis
Police whip out tear gas to end chaotic wheelchair-basketball game
Sierra Leone’s amputee footballers
Stripper turned minister claims rapist demons make you gay
Man accused of dumping soiled adult diapers on road is charged
NE Lesbian Convicted Of Faking Her Own Hate-Crime Attack
‘Pregnant Man’s’ divorce case leaves judge in doubt
Ohio Drycleaner Put Anti-Abortion Ads On Its Wire Coat Hangers
Spain arrests woman with cocaine breast implants
Italians are obese, lazy and have a weak heart
Nun denies indecent assaults against girls
Police: Man Forced 3-Year-Old To Vomit Over A Piece Of Cheese
Police: corpse in Ind. freezer had sex before fatal fight
Albinos in Tanzania “hunted” for their “magical” flesh
Man jailed for causing terror with dildo
terror with dildo