So when I ran into Emo Sally here she was pondering about something in her notebook.
So when I ran into Emo Sally here she was pondering about something in her notebook. I casually snapped a photo of her arm and asked, “Are those like badges of courage?” “Excuse me?” she snapped. “Do you carve those notches on your arm to account for all the dicks you’ve sucked?” I asked firmly. This brought on a berating 50 second freak out until I calmed her down by telling her I was a cutter too. “I would love to show you mine, but I do all my slicing around my scrumptious salty cock, and it’s cut too!” I told her with a quick smile… Enter the bedroom.
Ah yes, the classic signs of a cutter. Take note of the memo on the mirror: “TAKE YOUR MEDS WHORE.” I got the feeling I had a good thing going when she whispered, “Now you gotta be quiet cause if Daddy wakes up and finds you here, he’ll kill you.” Danger, excitement, depression, and not to mention being in the presence of a non-medicated slut are all the good makings for a sultry bout of the ol’ deep anal pounding. I wasn’t too worried for the fact that her parents were Jehovah Witnesses. And we all know what they are: pussies.
Typical film selection of a slicer & dicer.
Reliable sources have confirmed that this girl’s whole body has the same appearance of her arm and that’s why I was there. Yeah, that’s why!
But I started having second doubts about my visit there: the obsession with clowns, stuffed animals, and all the other child-like qualities of the room. I started becoming a bit unnerved.
And then it hit me, this girl was a Juggalette. Now, I’m not prejudice. I’ve fucked my fair share of clowns, but this was ridiculous. How in the hell did I end up here? What was my curiosity trying to prove? And what was the best way to get the hell outta there without causing a scene? But most importantly, what was the legal age of consent in this state?
The knowledge section on the bookshelf consisted of (left to right) Dr. Seuss books, an absurd amount of Steven King novels and Harley Quinn comics. I was definitely dealing with a goddamn child here. I understood why the Faygo can was there, but what’s with the two shotgun shells?
When I came across this little tidbit of artwork drawn by Sally herself, that was it. I couldn’t contain myself in a calm demeanor any longer under the circumstances in that emo-dungeon. I had to flee. Fight or flight were my only two options. Now, I’m not one to sex up a young girl who less than a year ago colored a pony and drew a heart on it with a box o’ Crayolas. Or am I? Would it be wrong? Would it be legal? Reliable sources revealed to me later on that I had gotten a bit frisky with her, a little too sexy, a little too raw. “Not me,” I said. “Besides, how are you going to believe a self proclaimed unmedicated whore who carves herself up like a pumpkin?” The sources agreed.
you are a truly unpleasant person.
Face pix or FUCK OFF.
I liked it…
Any man in his right mind, on finding out that the girl who he’s just about to fuck is an emotionally fragile child, would become even hornier.
worst story, who’s to say that’s not your sister/roommates room. dick.
Lets make it up hour. wow.
Teenagers have the worst taste in everything.
I second what Farty said up there.
Now stop being a faggot and post her Myspace so we can all troll her until she kills herself. No there’s a Street Boner I’d really like to see.
This was good. I don’t get how these awful teenagers are in to the exact same shit that awful teenagers were into when I was an awful teenager. That was ten fucking years ago.
word to bubba ho-tep!
this just makes you look like an asshole, making fun of emotionally fragile people is fucking cool. its so low!
Still shoulda rode ‘er.
you are a terrible person.
you are an asshole (with poor writing skills).
Scissorhands! Ironic, huh?
This isn’t remotely funny and the writing is awful.
everything about this stinks like shit
^ r all these commenter’s the same person from the article and is that person pissed that they live in in what appears to be the dumpster behind a spencer’s? I found this article ha-ha-hilarious, and I second Dry Rubs opinion: yeah, what the fuck, a cartman doll? Not even a stewie?shits like a time capsule.
You did well.
yeah this is fucking HORRIBLE.
# butthole sherpa Says:
07.20.09 at 1:57 pm
This isn’t remotely funny and the writing is awful.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndeeed
Funny
this sucks. i also think you are a terrible person.
this ‘reader submitted content’ must all be coming from that fucking needy little spoilt bitch JANG or vanessa or some other worthless piece of crap that keeps clinging to this website like a bunch of hungry little AIDS infested kittens.
1st of all: I’ve fucked a bunch of girls that cut themselves. Probably because im somewhat fucked up myself. I can deal with this, I dont have a problem with this. And no way in hell would I take photos of their bedrooms and all their personal shit and send it in to a website so i can giggle like backstabby little school girls at someone who has mental health problems.
i hope this bitch finds you and cuts you up in the street like the little fucking nancy that you are.
I dont understand how someone can portray such an image of being into punk rock and everything, and then turn around and post shit like this about people who are maybe genuine fuck-ups, and laugh at them like you’re the popular girls in some bad high school movie.
the fucked up people are the punk ones, you’re a cock.
actually, you ever been around a girl thats trying to commit suicide? like she tries it a few times over a period of weeks. when you treat someone like shit, dont answer their calls etc and the next time you see them their familys disowned them and they’ve got cuts all over their body and you were a fucking cunt and even though its not your fault you could have been way cooler about it
and all that kind of stuff
i would just like to see some compassion
the kind of things that make scenes good, not shit.
u need to get someone with better taste involved in what you’re posting here because this website is turning to fucking shit real fast.
^ take that dick out of your sensitive little mouth and grow a pair.
compassion isn’t a valued commodity on the internet, didn’t you hear?
This is funny and the writing is fine. Ugh, the Grammar Nazis should get their own fucking blogs.
This is like the push ups done on heroin…not funny and a little sad.
this is good. this is bad. this is good. this is bad. this is good. this is bad. this is good. this is bad. who the fuck cares?
I remember back when I was in high school, I wanted to fuck a girl like this, but once I found out she’d given head to a juggalo I snapped out of it real quick. Oh the time I wasted, and from what I hear, she hasn’t changed much.
vegan jules write this?
now im an awful teenager, with a room to match
but fuck me even my room isnt as embarrassing as this
What a couple of faggots. THe submitter on the girl.
this is just fucking stupid. Talk about emotionally distressed little girls like that…I hope you end up in a serious deep dark depression and self loathing that makes you slowly kill your self via anorexia, and your bowels falling through your anus due to lack of strength in your ass. Or better yet I hope this happens to you.
http://forum.uncoverreality.com/audio-video/52789-murderers-brutally-kill-man-camera-beware-sickest-thing-you-will-ever-see.html
FUCKIN AWESOME!!!! how did you meet her? at the mall? the internet perhaps?
whoa, i just read all the hateful comments. sheesh. i think this post is great. it’s transgressive, fun, sick, and rad! i want to hear more tales from this author. maybe it’s because i’ve done horrible shit like this too.
this was fuckin badass
I’m studying for a test in Español right now and they have one word for it . . . cortarse, check it http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGLL_enUS326US327&q=cortarse
All the poor little emotionally fragile kids are upset that you wrote about an emotionally fragile kid. Life sucks, grow a pair you pussies and stop being such huge cry babies.
Oh look, she has the movie Cry Baby!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNe11E_KiAk
it gets good at around 2:14
why all the haterade?
This is great because it hits so close to home. I graduate high school three years ago, which wasn’t that long ago and this is what it was alllllll about.
Jesus there is an annual gathering of the motherfucking Juggalos? Thanks for sharing ‘deDeacon’, I didn’t believe that 14 minute youtube production was genuine until I actually visited the website. Unfuckingbelievable.
“Besides, how are you going to believe a self proclaimed, unmedicated whore who carves herself up like a pumpkin?”…
now although this line stuck out to me the most out of anything else, i think it should have been “self proclaimed unmedicated whore who carves herself up just like Pumpkin”
other than the whole clown/emo thing i think me and this chick would have gotten along.
not a bad story, i just kinda hope the chick its about doesn’t go and off herself.
xoxo
-Pumpkin
the junkie ex-whore in the zebra print dress