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Art by Jeremy Scheuch.
There are two types of men in this world. There are the guys who keep everything bottled up and there are the ones who let it all out. Which one are you?
For example, if you shit your pants last night. Would you tell your coworkers, “…shit my pants last night”? Would you then add, “I’m good for those about twice a year”? If so, you’re a George Brett kinda guy.
What if some asshole was enforcing a ridiculous rule like: You can’t have too much pine tar on your bat? Would you let a dick like that ruin an entire game? If you would completely lose your temper and attack the shit out of the guy for enforcing that rule, you are a George Brett kinda guy.
Be a George Brett kinda guy.
-GAVIN McINNES
PS: I don’t know anything about sports. Jon Glaser turned me on to this dude last week and I am officially turned on!
Largest penis in baseball history. Fact.
friend of Rush limbaugh and Hall of Famer
I knew he was a great hitter, but I had no idea he was this cool. Extra points for “double-tapered shit.”
More:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS9ft_7UeEw&feature=related
WELL THIS CERTAINLEY A WELCOME REPREIVE FROM ALL THE ‘BETA MALES’ IN SPORT’S TODAY SUCH AS TODD PHILLIPS, RYAN LOCHET, THE METEROSEXUAL DAVID BECKHAM [AKA 'THE SPICY BOY' LOL]
THANKS FOR POSTING!
Prince amongst men.
I’ve been calling quality shits “double-tapered” since the first time i saw this video
so was the aurora dude who shot everyone an alpha male?
^^^ If reports are to be believed, James Holmes was sulking because some girl hurt his feelings and broke up with him, so apparently he was not an alpha male.
Then again, guys named Julian Matthesen who also call themselves “Vegan Jules,” and then apparently “Veg-Jay” after they’ve written to Street Carnage begging to have all their comments under their real name removed because it shows they come off like a cunt and are now interviewing for some “serious positions” are definitely not alpha males, either. But that should go without saying.
Baseball ain’t pink tea, like a wise man once said, and molly coddles had better stay away.
Eat steak and crab legs, shit your pants, continue on your merry way. This is a real goddamn American.
I used to play in the Royals farm system. Hung out with George Brett in the dressing room in Portland. He would have a case (24) of beer in his riser, and would finish it before he left. Classic dude.
Hosenscheiser! Always best stories ever.
Pete Rose makes George Brett look like Coco Krisp