Posted by
Benjamin Leo
• 10.19.11 12:00 pm


New York Magazine went down to Zuccotti Park and did a Howard Stern-style, show-how-retarded-they-are piece on Occupy Wall Street.

Looks like New York Magazine went down to Zuccotti Park and did a Howard Stern-style, show-how-retarded-they-are piece on Occupy Wall Street.

In general, I’m a huge fan of the Stripper-Interview genre of entertainment: It brings the most potential for spontaneous hilarity since the advent of prank calls.

There are a couple of problems with its execution in this case though:

1. Comedy Fail: They chose some questions that are too difficult to be funny. Hahaha, these hippies don’t know what the Dodd-Frank Act is??? What fucking morons!

2. Political Fail: Does it really matter whether Occupy Wall Street protestors know this shit? I don’t know what the capital of Zaire is, but I still think clitoridectomies are wrong.

What do you guys think?

-BENJAMIN LEO
@TheBenWord

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Comments
  1. chester says:

    Sal and Richard did a pretty good Zuccotti Park show-how-dumb-they-are thing on Monday.

    And I think girls in Kinshasa (remember, the capital of Zaire, now Democratic Republic of the Congo, sounds like a stripper’s name) should be able to get extra clits installed for mas placer.

  2. just a cunt hair away says:

    “went down to went down to” and, dear everybody, please stop using “fail”, it sucks.

  3. nrrrd says:

    Whats sucks about #OWS, besides the annoying links clogging up my FB fun feed, is the presence of The Usual Protest Types that live for this shit.

    Get rid of the homeless people, the dreadlocks, and the crusties, and you’re left with a bunch of average bros who are aware that their future has been fucked up by Wall Street douchebags, but aren’t really sure how.

    The funny part is: remember the nerds who used to circulate those stupid stats about how a small fraction of the world(us) used practically all of the world’s resources? Those same people are the ones who are complaining about how we’ve finally become more 3rd worldish. Now they’re demanding a return to the greedy days.

  4. durp says:

    they’re smarter then me.

  5. cheezdick says:

    “fail” is still “cash” bro……SWAG

  6. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or Something says:

    I didnt know the answers to any of those questions and im not even from that country!

  7. Lunchin' says:

    I’m dreading the near future when I’ll have to endure wistful tales of OWS.

  8. KRAY says:

    why is everyone here a cynical prick?


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