Posted by
Benjamin Leo
• 09.19.12 12:00 pm 
Good Yontif, dear readers.
This is the time of year I feel most Jewish. It’s the season where even bagels-and-lox Woody Allen Jews like me go to temple. Think of it as maintaining any other form of union certification: This is the absolute minimum you have to perform in order to sustain membership.
On the other end of the spectrum are those that follow the Torah to the letter of the law. There goes one now!
Rabbi, can you please explain Adonai’s commandment to suck on the bleeding penises of freshly circumcised babies?
Thank you, Rabbi. You should have a meaningful fast next week, and may g-d inscribe your name in the book of life.
L’Shana Tova.
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All he did was clear his throat for the first 30 seconds. It’s like he was clearing all the baby cocks out of his throat before he started talking.
Ben talks about being Jewish more than Klansmen talk about being white.
that happened to me once, had to call the cops and my mom forced me to go to counseling.
Why do we suck on baby dicks?????????????????
My theory is that it is a vitamin deficiency. Jews don’t mix in enough vegetables and fruit.
Because Yahweh is the ultimate prankster.
i see you here.
have any of you punks ever crawled away from something you couldn’t walk away from. have you?