I just broke up with my boyfriend. It was a long time coming, but it’s still a huge bummer.
I just broke up with my boyfriend. It was a long time coming, but it’s still a huge bummer. What’s some fun stuff to do on your own/with friends while one is mending? Make the suggestions as gay as you wanna get.
All the best,
Blue in Brooklyn
Good question. The first thing you need to do is go out a buy a pair of expensive heels. Now I know you’re gonna be all “but I’m not a heels person.” Well, if you wanna get laid, you’re one now. Buy a pair that you absolutely love. Something you might not ever buy and don’t get me wrong, they should be somewhat comfortable because you are going to wear them every single day. They should make you feel hot. (Take 2 Advil and get shoe stretch for first time wearing). This should go for everything actually. Invest in a single girl wardrobe. You wanna feel hot, look hot, and go out as much as you can. Living in Brooklyn doesn’t help unfortunately. It’s like San Fransisco II out there. It’s where dudes get boners over record collections rather than creamy thighs. I’m going to suggest hanging out with your city friends. Embrace a party top. Embrace the song “Pokerface.” Embrace your inner cheese. Call it cliche, but I’m thinking take a cue from the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Other than semi-jokey answers, I think hang out with your girls as much as possible. Have a cards night, befriend someone with a house in the Hamptons. Take a trip to Miami! Life is like an assorted Whitman’s Sampler; you have all the options in the world now, so many different varieties. Warm those taste buds up and start indulging Miss Piggy.