I love this guy. If a movie started this way, I’d sink into my chair thinking, “Even if the next 89 minutes is a scat film, it’s the best film opening ever made.”
I love this guy.
If a movie started this way, I’d sink into my chair thinking, “Even if the next 89 minutes is a scat film, it’s the best film opening ever made.”
I love him mostly because he is unrepentant with joy and excitement. I also love him because I have a feeling he doesn’t own that property or that ATV or that gun; there’s just someone laying unconscious in the house attached to that property where he’s Freedom Riding.
Ultimately I love him because he has the good sense to indiscriminately fire into the woods and take out anything that may come in contact with the bullets representing his unbridled smörgåsbord of completely heterosexual emotions. Even if he lives in a schoo lzone and the jungle gym is just outside the frame, I wholeheartedly endorse every projectile that pierces the skull of an innocent child who will never grow up to change the world for the better.
Kudos everyone on this planet, this is what life is all about.
You can’t help but admire his childlike exuberance.
My 16 year old cousin got 30,000 “likes” for this video four days ago.
Hangovers take about two days to clear up when you’re over 40 but even with that excuse, four day lag time is just bad journalism.
i’d let him cap me in the name of freedom
This was the battle scene depicting the death of bin Laden. Dude lives alone. Set up the tripod and filmed it himself. Wrote the script. Had an other scene where he ravages Osama’s wife, played by Jennifer Aniston, as a war trophy, but since it was a one man movie, he thought he would look wierd jacking off in a field. I guess it’s an art film.
So you still believe in evolution, eh? If your definition of evolution implies a development into a more complex identity; or an advancement; or a bettering; or progress, watch this video a couple times and realize that your definition needs tweaking.
Wherever there’s a man, there’s a fart. Think about it.
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So: If a man who’s alone in a field farts, and there’s no one else there to smell it, is there a bad smell?
@Unreal
Evolution isn’t any of those things
It would’ve been even more memorable if, while he was yayhooing around, the wind had accidentally wrapped the flag around his arm and he shot himself in the head and he laid there motionless while the camera kept recording cloud movements and bird chirps for another hour.
HE DIN JUMP IT! YA GOTTA JUMP IT!
Ha! good one.
scariest movie i’ve ever seen
i have to say that this, with the writing is the best stuff i’ve seen here in a while…you turds are so full of shit…this…was good…
OBL biggest troll ever!
i like it that you included the dingleberries on top of the letters in smörgåsbord. swedes have all the fun
trolling is now mainstream
@justin sayers
DUH! That’s what 16 year olds do. If a 40 fucking year old beats a 16 yr old at this shit , said 40 yr old should be beaten.
So, In conclusion; you are a 17 year old.
fuggggggg waddddddd