Here are the latest tweets from the front:

Here are the latest tweets from the front:

JIM GOAD
I have no problem with the faggots, queers, rump-wranglers, and gayrods. It’s the lesbians who ruin homosexuality.

I think the part of Gary Busey’s brain that’s missing should have its own reality show.

The only thing classier than a chick who can pussy-fart at will is one who can projectile-menstruate on command.

Like I really needed to imagine David Letterman with a boner.

IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT -slang term 1. A homosexual even more deeply in denial than a normal closet case.

Pity the poor hemophiliacs who died of blood transfusions without ever enjoying intravenous drug use or anal sex.

If we ever go to war with China, I predict victory simply because we are taller.

Rasta on the bus was smellin’ mighty salty. Thanks AGAIN, Rosa Parks.

I know people have “ruled with an iron fist,” but has anyone ever been fisted with an iron fist?

Great white sharks are overrepresented in all levels of society. It’s as if great black sharks didn’t even exist.

Ever try eating pussy with the hiccups?

BLOGNIGGER
My boss is so cheap he’d buy a used Fleshlight

Good thing Jamaican women aren’t prone to terrorism; they control like 90% of the nyc white baby market

Imagine being on the set of Letterman today? That’s gotta be more awkward than the red carpet at Zurich’s Polanski Film Festival

a BLIND guy at work just told us he went skydiving this summer. Selfish-ass! Must have scared the SHIT out of his dog

Saying “God Hates Fags” is not only disgusting and cruel, it’s MISLEADING – He obviously hates us all equally.

Careful, being married is like having a TV with only one channel

Emerging stereotype: Mexicans LOVE to talk on their cellphones while they take dumps in public restrooms. Can I get a witness?

I’m like the political Hulk.

Heard about the Jewish Pedophile? “Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?”

Looks like Swayze is gonna be on The View next week. Kinda one-sided cause the nigga can only talk to Whoopi Goldberg

Imagine how fucked up it feels to have Obama PERSONALLY dis you? It’s like the closest thing to having Jesus Christ call you a faggot.

STREET CARNAGE
Oy Timothy McVey

I just rolled a joint that looks like Gollum’s foreskin.

I’m so good at masturbating, I don’t even call it masturbating. I call it “Making love out of nothing at all.”

Emailing your friend a porn link is gay because you’re helping him beat off.

I always smile at ugly girls who smile at me because the odds are pretty high I’ve fucked them.

I think it’s weird to be buddy’s buddies with a friend’s wife, subsequently I barely talk to the bottom in a gay relationship.

Tribal tattoo = “I really wanted to get a tattoo but I’m dumb.”

I’ve had diarrhea for two days now. I gotta get my shit together.

I am a handsome young man with no crows feet or any shit like that. No idea what all these mirrors are talking about.

There is no man on earth who makes less money than his wife and still gets blow jobs. I guarantee it.

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