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If there’s anything, and I mean ANYTHING on this planet guaranteed to make a smoking-hot, normally unattainable woman gush like a New York fire hydrant in the summertime, it’s the thought of a effeminate, ineffectual male apologizing for the crimes of his gender against the sisterhood of traveling vaginas.
Just the mere thought of a hot young lo-testosterone beta male sobbing over the feminist talking point of wage-discrepancy in this country is enough to make a hottie’s silk panties translucent.
How? How could I have possibly thought that not parroting political points, apologizing incessantly and standing in solidarity with strong, independent womyn would possibly get me between her and her Calvin Kleins? These guys are obviously so awash in pussy, they probably have to have a velvet rope installed outside their bedrooms. As I sit here and absolutely SEETHE with jealous rage, here are the studs themselves, along with the hot, hot broads they’re getting all Sodom and Gomorrah with:
I might as well pack it in. There’s no hope for a guy who even shows the SLIGHTEST bit of alpha personality anymore. Not with these gods of cock around, there isn’t.
Fuck.
They all watch porn.
i don’t understand how feminism excludes sexy women, are you stuck in 1970? ever heard of the 3rd wave? how about 4th wave? this is compiled by an old timey curmudgeon who still thinks the word “feminazi” has some kind of a zing to it. But, yeah, I’m ugly and bitter, so take that into account.
Awesome, I hate these kids.
What are you trying to prove? That geeky college guys don’t get with pornstars? Everyone involved with this is an idiot.
ZING you showed those people
where are all of these sxy pics from?
lol ‘alpha’ males.
Best ever entry on SBTVC.
lol… whut!
“I ended up reading all those signs because of the porn”-everyone
I need feminism…because it allows me 10 extra years of playing around with “liberated” women before I would have typically gotten married 50 years ago.
Bitches, please. Fit to rule but not to govern and all that…
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…………..
These virgins will get their feminism when they turn about 35 and all of the old sluts get kicked off of the cock carousel of alphas (the 1% of poon) and decide they need a provider for their future babies. Once the sluts realize that they hit the wall of attractiveness and none of those guys they were fucking will “man up” and marry their ever expanding ass, the sluts will begrudgingly lower their standards and they start looking for a fat wallet to finance their new life as a respectable matron.
Suddenly those 35 year old virgins are in great demand! They might even get laid occasionally! Of course, the child born will not share the husband’s DNA, but the husband will never know. His ex-slut doesn’t seem interested in sex much, so why would she stray? They really only had sex a few times until she finally became pregnant, and since then she hasn’t been interested in him at all, but money sure is flying out the door on the new nursery, minivan, daycare.
All a girl has to do is wait a couple of years until the baby is self-propelled & is in school most of the day and then she is ready to take action. The husband is so boring and he (ewwww) wants sex occasionally. It’s gross, really. The slut has been screwing around the entire time with the few cocks on the carousel that will have her, but she is tired of sneaking around and her husband is so needy. It’s like having a second child instead of a man around the house.
The slut starts planning. It’s so difficult to even imagine trying to tell him about the impending divorce. What if he starts crying? Besides, with warning he might do a DNA test on the kid or quit his job so that his alimony/child support is less. He might clean out the bank accounts, and that was her plan. The best thing to do, she decides, is to start on the divorce papers and leave with the children and all of the savings to somewhere far, far away where he can’t find her.
This works out really well! Now he has to travel 700 miles for any contact, and he has to find an out of state lawyer to fight this divorce long distance. The money she absconded with is pre-divorce, so she is in the clear there and now she gets 55% of his pre-tax salary! She would have gotten the house if she had stayed in town, but they were barely able to make the payments anyway.
Best yet, she doesn’t have to worry about the hassle of visitation because he can’t afford to travel that distance regularly and all she has to do is not answer her phone when he does take the time and expense to travel. Besides, why does he want to see the kids? They aren’t his. Life is pretty good for her because now she can slut around all she wants! She would almost feel sorry for her sucker of an ex-husband if he weren’t so whiny and pathetic. So, yeah, go ahead and be a feminist; you might get laid a few times in exchange for a life-time of poverty and misery!
Didn’t the guy in the picture up top used to write for the site?
Just because I believe women are human too doesn’t mean I don’t want to fuck them.
Nor does it mean Jim Goad doesn’t have an interesting point: https://twitter.com/#!/jimgoad/status/191126919041916928
I need feminism so I can legitimize my rape fantasies and destroy these bitchez
There are no black girls who like white guys….and the guy who wrote the novel in the comments seems really bitter and is bumming me out
This might be bad comedy, but I imagine Lowery gets that you can be both a feminist and an assertive, confident dude who’s comfortable with himself. (Or whatever- reject the term “feminist” if it’s too loaded, but recognize that women are human and that sexism is still a global problem etc etc yada yada. It’s not a threat to anyone’s stupid nostalgic masculinity. You still get to wear a suit and go hunting on the weekend and pretend like it’s the 50′s on an aesthetic level if you want.) As Gavin has sorta pointed out umpteen fucking times, once you clue into this you get to fuck the hot shit outta women in all kinds of kinky rape-fantasy ways and everybody cums and is happy. “Thank you for raping me last night” is indeed a nice thing to hear from a woman you like and respect. Also, OF COURSE anybody whose feminism is based on a notion that women are inherently “innocent” is retarded. Maybe it’s just me, but are there really that many of those people around? I know Mary Daly and a bunch of essentialist 70′s radicals still have some people all uptight, but it’s 2012, and it’s not hard to ignore that line of thinking now. There’s no need to resurrect them as strawwomyn. Embarrassingly earnest undergraduate kids will always be around to lambaste (and it is pretty fun), but don’t let yourself actually get bummed out by well-meaning people who’ve barely lived yet. Anyone who’s uncomfortable because “betas” are endangering the strength of the collective pack or whatever is totally gay. Relax. They’ll figure it out; just do your thing. Also, @ Dork: the sad scenario you outlined happens to shitty losers and predatory cunts who have nothing to do with feminism.
@ anonymous ^^ they’re around. Keep looking.
even if making feminism a tumblr trend or whatever is some cornball shit it’s still probably a net positive for society, so i guess what’s the point of this shitty post?
i need feminism like africa needs aids
the dorkiest thing about Dork’s comment is that it doesn’t have one shred of originality to it. I think he copy-pasted it from a roissy blog post generator. can’t even make up his own metaphors (re: ‘cock carousel’)
This is humorous. The sooner a guy realizes that he needs to have confidence and respect women, but not be a doormat, the sooner he will learn to prosper with them. Most of the guys above think that being a doormat is the way to a girl’s heart. This doesn’t even work for the nerdy ones. The funnier guys above are the ones who have normal looks and girl-skills, but who have somehow been put in a position where they will get some sex if they’re photographed with one of these signs. I think only the Marine guy and the guy in the red shirt fall into this category.
whatevs.i just need a wank now.
It is my professional opinion that feminism is destroying society.
Who else stopped paying attention to the beta pictures and focused on all those babez?
half right
i just scrolled through the boobs
“I need feminism because I don’t want to be “manly”"
That shouldn’t be a problem, kiddo.
If you truly did not believe that you need feminism, you would have photos of naked men on here.
I learned nothing.
I liked Gavin Inc. better when he/it trolled lefties and there was some sense that he was playing both sides against each other. This semi-serious lock step Taki Mag bro posturing is not at all funny anymore. Gavin is clearly no intellectual; he’s better as an all-around master of ceremonies. As for the rest of these dorks, I don’t know what they have going besides the horrible writing…
I guess Jim Goad has a bit of cult status to fall back on.
Gavin, please make more shit like that failed Travel Channel pilot. You’re good at charming the masses. Everyone else, especially Nathan Lowry (nice twitter ‘photography,’ by the way), please kill yourselves.
Coming never…