I just got back from a weeklong trip to the San Francisco Bay Area.
A family member just bought a FANTASTIC sort of hippie cabin up in the woods on the Russian River, so I drove all the way up there to help them move and to check the place out. It’s FABULOUS!!!!
If you’ve never heard of it, the Russian River is this beautiful river that winds through redwood forests all through Sonoma County (about two hours north of San Francisco) before it dumps out in the Pacific Ocean. Sonoma County itself is famous for its wine, but the area where I was at has more of a hippie/alternative vibe. Either way — wine, weed, it’s a win-win!
The entire area is basically a giant redwood forest dotted with weird, funky little hippie/artist towns such as Sebastopol (artsy kooks), Occidental (hardcore hippie kooks), and Guerneville (gay and lesbo kooks).
Oddly enough, right in the middle of all this blue-state crunchiness is the secret Republican power broker enclave of Bohemian Grove. Bohemian Grove is basically a sort of Burning Man-esque retreat in the woods where heads of state and captains of industry congregate every summer to run around in togas and piss on trees. I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP!!! Read the Wikipedia article!!!
Every Republican president since Calvin Coolidge as well as some Democratic presidents have gone up there. None other than Richard Nixon went up there several times, despite his oft-quoted opinion that it was “the most faggy goddamn thing you could ever imagine,” LOL! Faggy or no, once they’re safely hidden up there in the woods, the fat cats and 1 percenters can let their hair down, smoke cigars, get wasted, wear the aforementioned costumes, and piss on the aforementioned trees. Then they burn a wooden effigy in front of a giant Owl Shrine (??!!). WOW!
I can only imagine the likes of those bastards Jamie Dimon and Dick Cheney romping around up there, blowing off steam from the long, hard year they’ve had. Seriously, though, it must be really therapeutic for stuffed shirts like that to be able to run around the forest half-naked and half-drunk.
In fact, all of this makes me think they should hold the next general assembly of the UN at Burning Man! I bet a lot of peace agreements could be brokered up there—Israel v. Palestine, Sudan v. South Sudan…the major problems of our time could be solved with a little drum circle at the temple! Mushrooms & dust, people!!!
But you can’t really check out Bohemian Grove as it’s hidden pretty deep in the forest, on private land. But it’s literally about 20 minutes from where I was staying, so who knows? Maybe next summer when they do their crazy campout, I can sneak up there and infiltrate their ceremony for a little investigative journalism!
—WONDERHUSSY
Trim that fucking cooch animal woman god-damn and while you’re at it please explain what in the fuck happened to your breasts? It appears as if you have been selling the meat inside them.
Super fit. I bet she enjoys shampooing her bushy.
fuck off ^^^^ Everybody knows there is nothing wrong with her body, or muff hair. The internet is sad. Please get invited to the faggy party thanks.
Please keep the cooch hair. Shit is so rare its like catching a glimpse of Bigfoot.
Signed,
A Creepy Perv
yeah, pussies need to have a bit of fur. that’s right on the cusp of too much, but i’m not gonna complain, i like her. btw, when are you going to spread them for us?
At raymi you were hotter when you were fat! Also wonderhussy has the worst bush. It’s long but it’s shaved down the sides? I don’t get it.
“Maybe next summer when they do their crazy campout, I can sneak up there and infiltrate their ceremony for a little investigative journalism!”
dude called jon ronson already did:
http://www.jonronson.com/them_bohemia.html
Long but shaved down the sides….I believe it’s called the muffhawk
her hair is shaped like a dick. sort of. its scary.