Toronto is internationally known for it’s legendary on-the-job, work related injury curses and renown delicious pastas. When the two are combined, the city goes into a psychological mourning unprecedented in the world of “never forgetting.”
Toronto is internationally known for it’s legendary on-the-job, work-related injury curses and delicious pastas. When the two are combined, the city goes into a psychological mourning unprecedented in the world of “never forgetting.” Today is the day the lights went out in Hogtown. Let’s take a minute from shopping at Winners and Randy River to regroup and remember the loss.
For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about because 1. you’re not from Canada, or 2. you’re too lazy to click the link above (Seriously? It’s a fucking link), then I’ll fill you in on the basic bullet points: Everyone in Toronto is having a bona-fide pity party because some jabroni working at a pasta factory fell into a giant pasta cutter. Naturally, they can’t use this batch, but to make matters worse, it took the crew quite a while to pull the remnants from the shredding mechanism so pasta production was significantly delayed.
How many must fall prey to industrial pasta makers and giant juicers strictly for demonstration purposes before we finally learn from our mistakes? Perhaps this terrible tragedy could’ve been prevented had he been shown a gruesomely graphic video at the beginning of his employment. We may never know.
skin is crawling at the mental vij
this is fucking scary dude
Why are all those “be careful wear a seatbelt/keep a tidy kitchen” ads so fucking disturbing? Hammering it in is one thing but scarring it onto your subconscious is a bit too far.
What a terrible superhero. Too bad he didn’t turn into something useful.
Sounds like the guy wasn’t using his noodle around the machine. HI-oh!
dude that was gnarly, and I have seen some serious shit on this website. I gotta go to the latest tittay city post to reset for the day.
So is Canadian pasta anything like Canadian bacon, where you look at it and you are like “stupid fucking Canadians, that is ham not bacon.” I guess what I’m trying to ask is, “Is Canadian pasta really just ham?”
Not a good time to be reading this when I’m starving…
Can’t really say much right now. I’m all strung out.
Way to go making fun of somebody who died working a shitty job. I’m sure someone in his family would be happy to beat your nerdy hipster ass worse than you got it in school.
Mom was always a total cunt, am I right?
that commercial is BRUTAL!
OH GOD. reminds of all those times you slip, or shake a little on a ladder, and your heart skips for a second before you’re like, Whew, that was dicey! THIS IS WHY.
Countdown to when dragler shows up and blames this on ‘oppressive’ workplace safety regulations…
lmfao holy shit that ad was hilarious….but I work in a kitchen soooo a little scary
@popfop: HA!
“He was dating the factory owner’s daughter”
Isn’t there a rule against this stated on the first page, number 1, rules?
I knew nothing about this site 2years ago, but did you guys have a bizarre accident thingy for the guy who fell in a vat of chocolate?
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Man-Dies-In-Tank-of-Chocolate.html
“struck in the head by an agitator”
Strangely enough I found myself dating the factory owner’s daughter,then the next minute I was struck in the head by an agitator. head over heals I fell for her deep dark chocolate so sweet and her spicy pasta.
Michael Shambon!
That video is classic. Whoopsie-Daisy!