Our friends over at Platform posted this video of some fat dude in a Hawaiian shirt terrorizing like 30 English cops with a machete. WTF?
Our friends over at Platform posted this video of some fat dude in a Hawaiian shirt terrorizing like 30 English cops with a machete. WTF? Watch the first cop as he RAMS THE DUDE WITH A FUCKING GARBAGE CAN. Then, when Machete Man confronts another officer, she RUNS AWAY. (God, I hope it was a she.)
If this was New York, you might get one “Put down your weapon!” before NYPD unloads three clips into your ass. Instead, gun-less British cops have to bring out the entire fucking riot squad to subdue one crazy person. The officers are now being hailed for their bravery and courage.
I know you think all Americans are crazy gun-nuts, but I’m not saying that that the cops should’ve gone all Amadou Diallo on Machete Man’s ass. He is obviously off his meds and needs to be restrained, not wasted. All I’m saying is, seriously, you should probably give your police a weapon that’s a little better than a miniature baseball bat. Did you notice how the kid taping the video above actually locked his window despite being two stories away from any possible harm? Even he has no faith in the police protecting him.
So give ‘em their guns and their balls. And while you’re at it, swap out those Matchbox toys for a couple of real cars.