Brown University is hosting an on-campus workshop in which “queer” minority participants will be helped to “work past” their sexual attraction to whites.
From the workshop description according to campusreform.org:
We find ourselves falling always for the white queers… wishing we could have more agency in the process, be more intentional about who we desire and how,” reads the official Facebook description of the event.
We are invested in generating a politics of sexuality that compels us to interrogate beauty as privilege and constructed by systems of white supremacy, ableism, capitalism, and heteronormativity…
[Hmm, that's funny—WordPress keeps telling me "heteronormativity" is misspelled. I'm sure it's a real word—maybe we need to show a little sensitivity and install the latest LGBT dictionary packs around here.]
Their Facebook:
Welp laddies, this is a doozy.
Now, I will suck the cock of anyone who calls me homophobic, but I gotta say: This is some pretty asinine, Oberlin-ass bullshit.
I understand that when you’re in a cult-like environment such as Academia, Scientology, or the LGBT Community, your surroundings can get a bit hypnotic. It’s very hard to see the real world when every human around you subscribes to a deeply militaristic set of mores and a proprietary made-up language. But guys; here’s an intervention:
Hang on, I have to go wank to the Indian on the leesh.
…
Back. OK, HERE’s an intervention:
- 1. The whole point of this civil rights movement is that people ARE who they are, and LOVE who they love. Remember?
- 2. But YOU are telling people that loving someone of a certain color is wrong.
- 3. In 1980, a gay couple in Indiana would get dirty looks for each loving someone of the same gender. Look children, Satan’s got into their hearts; they need Jesus, they need to be like us.
- 4. In 2013, you’re giving dirty looks to gay couples if only one of them is white. Look children, The Media’s got into their hearts; they need Chomsky, they need to be like us.
Give peace a chance, guys, really; suck and let suck. C’mon; we got real problems.
1. Buy camera
2. Go to Pakistan
3. Film kid on a leash’s father opening an email containing the picture above.
4. ??????????
5. Profit
Josiah’s a bit of a nosh
white people be like “mmm blah blah blah, cous cous!”
ethnic people be like “mmmmhmmmmmmmm i heard THAT my sand nigga”
Is this a joke?
College kids are dumber than dirt.
I feel pretty embarrassed over everything like this that I did when I was in college, and I was only about 1/100th off my nut as these clowns are. This is privilege personified, no? Having nothing better to do than ruminate over why honkies like me are so sexy? I also saw on that campusreform page that Brown is holding a seminar on how to get-off via the prostate. My feelings are a wee bit mixed on that one. Sounds useful at least.
only in fucking america could privileged little fucktwats like this actually be treated like royalty. @runswithfarts HOW could you think this is a joke? Of course it’s fucking real this is america.
TL:DR
@ ME
You’re a fucking dick, bro. Totally out of line.
Fundamentalists. No talking to ‘em.
No, seriously. Don’t engage. It will end badly for everyone.
What if a white gay guy likes other white gay guys? Is that OK??? Or is this restricted to a frikkin Americans?
I don’t see how this is any different than Focus on the Family’s “Love in Action” camps where they try to help gay people become attracted to the opposite sex.
slit my wrists with your cunt
It would seem that if colored people, oops sorry, people of color were tired of getting fucked by whitey they could switch positions and start fucking them literally instead of trying to do it in a figurative sense.
Nothing like a good punish fuck to wipe away hundreds of years of oppression.
minor quibble but your arguments should be strong if you wish to succeed in your goal–
“But YOU are telling people that loving someone of a certain color is wrong.”
I did not see that they are telling people that this is wrong–they are questioning it. I think this event is absurd but you are slightly misconstruing their intentions here.
Really? Is there anything queers don’t complain about?
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