Posted by
Bryan Swift
• 07.07.11 12:00 pm


There are many dark places on the Internet, places where wide-eyed commenters blindly walk into ham-fisted traps set by full-time trolls.

There are many dark places on the Internet, places where wide-eyed commenters blindly walk into ham-fisted traps set by full-time trolls. These websites exist at the intersection of boredom, idiocy and gullibility, a place where any attempt at non-retarded interaction falls under the muddied boot of online stupidity.

Whether you’re reading the never-clever “LOL U FAGs” of YouTube comments, fake Yahoo! Answers or the more… uh… “urban” hashtag games on Twitter, a couple page scrolls will quickly remind you how many stupid, stupid people are out there just hanging out on the Internet, grinding the gears of the English language, masturbating to Farmville and posting THE DUMBEST COMMENTS EVER on the Casey Anthony Facebook page.

We’ve assembled a few screen shots for you, but I recommend you visit the page so you can read the individual mini-arguments developing in the comments sections of these wall posts. Witness misspelled death threats, clumsy poems, the grammar… oh, the wonderfully terrible grammar! What awaits you is a treasure trove of unintentional comedy, like watching the Special Olympics while you’re baked or having a conversation with any art school grad.

My personal faves are the posts in which people claim the moral high ground by threatening to murder the acquitted murderer — all in the name of God, of course.

Thank you, Internet. And God Bless America.

-BRYAN SWIFT
@FaceHeadAss

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Comments
  1. WELL YOU CA’NT TOTTALY BLAME ANY MOTHER WHOM KILLS HER DAUGGHTER IF HER INTENSIONS OUR GOOD. WELL I AM PRETY SURE THAT CASEY ANTHONY JUST WANTED TO HELP HER DAUGHTER MEET RYAN DUNN FROM ‘JACK ASS 2′, AND SHE JUST HAPPENS TO KNOW ‘WELL HE BE IN HAEVAN SOON SO MAY BE IF MY LITTLE KAYLEE MEET HIM THEIR HE WELL BE LOUNDGEING BETWEEN TWO PILLERS OF IVORY’

    WELL ANY WAYS EVERY THING HAPPENS FOR A REASONS

  2. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or Something says:

    Oh lawd!

  3. yikes says:

    I want to be friends will all of them.

  4. A says:

    .•´ ¸.•*¨)¸.•*¨)
    (¸.•´(¸.• (¸.•´¸¸.•¨¯`•.¸¸.? Keep this balloon going in memory of Caylee Marie
    ? forever in our hearts? TO HONOR CAYLEE’S MEMORY….PLEASE PASS THIS ON R.I.P. Baby girl Fly with Angels

  5. Snaggle Tooth says:

    @ JUST A NORMAL GUY: I believe you mean “meat” instead of “meet”.

  6. Collin Bullshit says:

    Who gives a flying fuck really.

  7. joeaguy says:

    Why don’t such bad things ever happen to art school grads?

  8. Smelly Armpits says:

    I really should shower

  9. george lincoln rockwell says:

    hitler had an answer for this ….among other things

  10. One love little cay, yo bodies goin off in the pasture, didn’t ask so i slapped the pastor god wrote after the disaster, the diamond fell off his finger into caylees heart she been with me from the start this the beginning of the end innocents have tape placed over their hands roy konk i’ma catch you at the numbers spot, heard you movin bodies around and I wanna talk, you think caylee never saw what you did? casey can’t prove it’s her kid. {peace one love and nuff respect i’m god}

  11. DR says:

    @The ghost of morrissey’s quiff,

    *Roy Kronk
    That shit is golden though.

  12. Zippy says:

    Charlie Pee. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  13. Rob says:

    I love the poem

  14. Snucker says:

    Swift is the gayest faggot on here.

  15. JustMe says:

    Those people may have horrid English, grammar, and spelling skills, but at least they have enough sense to know who murdered Caylee…which is more than I can say for those 12 idiots who set that piece of shit free!!! Those morons sent out a pretty fucked up message; it’s okay to kill your baby as long as you can come up with a complete and utter lie about how and what happened.

    That whore killed her baby – you can bet on that. She deserves nothing, and I hope she lives a miserable life of hell on earth.

    As for her being “fine,” are you all fucking blind??? She has rat ears, her eyes are way too close together, and her jaw/chin area resembles a monkey’s. You people sure have low standards if you think that saggy-tit bitch is “fine.” Have you seen the jail pictures of her tattoo? It shows her back and that shit is naaaasty!! Looks like herpes…..


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