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Truth be told I hate cats. All they do is sleep, eat, and treat you like you are destroying the equilibrium of their perfect bullshit cat day! If you ask me, cats are in-it-for-themselves-motherfuckers, who’re used to being catered to by insane human submissives.
Truth be told I hate cats. All they do is sleep, eat, and treat you like you are destroying the equilibrium of their perfect bullshit cat day! If you ask me, cats are in-it-for-themselves-motherfuckers, who’re used to being catered to by insane human submissives.
However if you take the cuddling and catering BS out they are incredibly alluring in the bangable department.
The way cats mince about in their furry coats, batting those pussy cat lashes, and staring at your junk with those come-fuck-me-eyes. Personally, I’ve got one turn on and one turn off. Turn on: cats who want a good dicking, turn off: cats who don’t want to be balled deeply.
Look at this slut wearing those pussy pumps and flaunting that feline cleavage. It’s super hot, but you know she’s all pussy and no fuck.
This is the perfect cat to fuck. When I’m surrounded by cats like this all my horny brain can think is “get meow-outta here before I get me in trouble!”
This is borderline hot. She’s kind of cat you’d fuck after a few drinks. Main complaint? Doye. Too human. Ever heard about meeting a guy halfway?
For me this is redundant. Sure it’s hot, and the sort of thing I might see just before I go in for the screw. I’m just over the attitude. And it’s not like I’m saying I have a problem with a cat that knows how hot she is, but, I dunno, where’s the chase?
Listen lady, I appreciate the effort, but did you honestly think anyone would fall for that cat mask ruse? You’re so far away from being a cat, that you’re just another unfuckable human.
What is this a porno?! You are lucky, your neighbor is a dick. I want to go there dressed as a scarecrow made of catnip.
anyone care to find that Do gavin did about the this exact thing?
HA HA HA! I love when people sexualize cats. I saw you talking about this at TV CARNAGE show years ago…. when you put that amazingly disgusting cat on your Carnage Cover.
i liked it better when brian posehn discussed this.
http://www.viceland.com/int/v12n4/htdocs/dos_donts.php?source=db
scroll down just a bit
yeah that’s Beckles mug.I gave it to him. He used that picture for the cover of A sore for Sited Eyes” He also pointed that same point out on the DVD years ago and supplied that pic for VICE.
Sorry guys you can’t lynch him on this, maybe next Sunday after church.
Oh really? His friend and business partner once did something about this, too? Jeez, What cunts they are. I’ve never seen that DO before but, now that I have, it seems like Beckles’ “pussy pumps” line was a direct reference for people who did remember it (he’s certainly not referring to any pussy pumps in the picture).
The guy who mentioned Posehn is kind of annoying, too, because he’s one of those guys that doesn’t realize there’s a difference between stealing jokes and the timeless material that’s free domain for funny people.
34th best article ever on a scale of 1 to yellow with a brown hat on it.
the end
Anyways, I fucking love the way some of these insta-experienced minxes wake you up in the morning by mashing their purring skulls into your face and practically forcing themselves into a little-spoon position, like they know you’re ready to go before you do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKReW6yTxSI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8qCLOQwSfY
http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n4/htdocs/ooh-ooh-ooh-806.php?page=3
a cat is fine too… time for a dicking…
if a there was a cat that gave the best blow jobs in the world would you try it?
its absolutely true that cats are fucked.. if i meet someone who likes cats then chances are we will not be very good friends. but even though cats are fucked up, that doesn’t mean that you have to fuck them
Hmm why is everyone fucking crazy apart from me?
Whats next fucking trees and clouds are fucked? Who. Gives. A. Poo-poo?
^ you are a retard, and poo-poo is such a stupid word to use; theres absolutely no context you can put that in without sounding 4
Well i am 4 so who’s the retard?
That’d be you.
oh-Poo.
“theres absolutely no context you can put that in”
I bet you have a lisp.
I once overheard two guys in a comic book store talking about whether they’d want to fuck Tigra from the Avengers or Cheetara from the Thundercats. Seriously.
caption about the cat with her bra on : best ever.
I’d fuck two guys at a comic book store…