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You’re doing it all wrong. If you really want to sell your shitty tablets, MP3 players, laptops, etc., you need to stop playing it safe.
You’re doing it all wrong. If you really want to sell your shitty tablets, MP3 players, laptops, etc., you need to stop playing it safe. Hire Terry Richardson, get some barely legal models, a bag of coke and Do This.
Every tech company on the market is selling the same cheap crap. No one cares about your battery life or screen resolution or whatever it is you think is a selling point. Teclast (from mainland China) understand this. They make cheap junk that snaps in half the second the warranty expires — BUT they also throw a bunch of half-naked women into their completely sexists, totally awesome adverts. And men buy it. Because we’re idiots.
To recap: cheap MP3 player / tablet / laptop / whatever + hot women – clothing = sale.
It’s really not that difficult.
creepy, and not in the hot way.
Ugh, imagine fucking one of those. So much squeaky baby talk and crying.
the laptop girl fucks me up
Me rikey.
Seriously can these girls take anything bigger than a tiny Japanese weener?
laptop girl hands in my pants
I’m imagining fucking all of those… So far so good.
some of those eyes have been enlarged with photoshop. true story
Dave Steve spends too much time in net-porn-land
These girls are like toys. Tiny, soft, polished erotic toys. Too bad our grand dads nuked so many of them back in ’45. HAHAHAHA
lol these chicks are chinese. learn your asians, asshats.
agree and effective!
becoming more and more like humans..
http://en.akihabaranews.com/5728/misc/robot-or-human-here-s-actroid
One word… Jack-in-the-Box !!!
I want one.
@no
Dave is right, you spend too much time in not-talking-to-chinese-nationals-world
RealPlayer? There’s a product out there that still speaks RealPlayer? I know I’m supposed to be looking at the girls, but RealPlayer the most hilarious thing about these shitty ads.
I know some dudes in China. They’re all nervous and have giant rocks of dandruff.
what happened. i blacked out or something
Not meaning to boast but would break these girls with my awesome penis. Then their puny products.