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• 09.12.09 10:58 am 
Wow, I’ve been banned from Vice Magazine. “hiya, yes i got the cd, thank you. unfortunately, if you do stuff for street carnage, then you can’t contribute to vice
Wow, I’ve been banned from Vice Magazine.
“hiya, yes i got the cd, thank you.
unfortunately, if you do stuff for street carnage, then you can’t contribute to vice at the same time.
those are my orders.
best,
amy kellner”
I had no idea I was making a choice when I “joined” ya’ll. Maybe I can haz a T-shirt now?
Weird,
Vincent
Dear Vincent
If it’s any constellation, we think you’re a shooting star and have no problems with anyone working anywhere. Feel free to drop us if you think it will help you soar.
The shirt is in the mail.
Sincerely,
SBTVC
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vice sucks
hilarious
Ha!
what a nice response from SBTVC, it made me smile.
fuck vice
too hot for TV
Dude,
I hated having to do it.
-Kelz
Wow, what are they doing over there, keeping tabs on this site? I thought “Kells Bells” would be a lot more cool than that; she came off really nice and level headed on her blog when it was up.
oops, I read that as if they were her orders, I guess she meant she was ordered to do it. Sorry.
ASL
“real classy. the truth is that your photos suck and i felt too bad to tell you the truth.”
— Kelz
viceland.com automatically screens all comments that say gavin mcinnes or street carnage or anything like that. the do’s and dont’s obviously suck but im glad they are focusing on actual shit now. im also glad gavin took pink back.
Vice is pretty dull. I still check it out every once in awhile, but hardly ever click on through to an article.
I Sent this to Amy Kellner upon being banned, like the whining little bitch that I am.
“Damn, I didn’t know I made a choice! Thanks for being frank, Amy. If I may be Frank, Gavin doesn’t talk to me and alternately makes fun of me a lot. If I quit them, could I somehow jump the ship back to ya’ll? I like printed images. Blogs suck.”
Cats and fried bananas,
V
I am a manipulative bastard and I fervently apologize for double-dealing. But the most money I’ve made off of my art was from insurance fraud. And it’s hard out here… When you fuckers printed that thing (like I didn’t know you would) I was just washing my hands after fetching a turd out of the sink at my job and I wasn’t in the best of moods. But upon joining the datastream and reading your post, I realized that my “career” has always been about bombing the fuck out of bridges. And I smiled for the first time in weeks. Fuck Vice. And Gavin, thanks for printing my shit over there as well as here. I still think blogs suck when it comes to the printed image, but I realized that being a part of your gang is like being indoctrinated into Freemasonry but gayer. (and Gavin, you make fun of me better than my big brother can.) This is a pledge to ya’ll, my sensei’s of the absurd, that as a condition of appointment shall swear and affirm the following oath: I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support the constitution of Street Boners and T.V. Carnage and the constitution of the state of Illinois, and that I will faithfully discharge the duties of my position according to the best of my ability.
Vincent Dermody
vincent, shut the hell up. and gavin, boy oh boy do they hate you over there. well done.
Amy should bring back the Unicorn and Vice should fuck off.
Vince, chill. You’re working yourself into a tissy.
Wait, I’m confused. How is Amy still working at Vice? I thought MTV fired everyone who was buds with Gavin when they bought the company. Isn’t that what you told Jim Goad happened?
Is there a rivalry between Street Carnage and Vice?
in my opinion, streetcarnage surpassed vice a couple of months ago in fun-to-readablity.
Oh boo hoo, I was banned from this site too.
Heres your violin !!!!
Hi Pinky we will meet one day and you will probally hate me in a reverse jock sort of way.
I love it anytime anyone around here gets banned because it dredges up the time Street Carnage tried to ban me and ended up banning everyone, including themselves. I’m still chuffed about that one! The secret to getting around being banned is to go to a library and use their computers. Also, consider using an alias. Easy.
vincent dermody is gonna have a hell of a time getting any other work in this town. no one likes a snitch. his photos sucking doesn’t help either.
Vice is Street Carnage and Derrick Beckles is Blognigger and that’s the 9/11 TRUTH.
funnay
Just be thankful they didn’t ban you from the internets.
Now it’s personal…
it’s not a “constellation” …unless that was a pun about him being a shooting star?
consolation.
“thats the 9/11 truth” is going into my phrasebook immediately
~vice magazine molested me when i was a child~
Gawker has a post up now about this little feud. I swear they’ve got a boner for Street Carnage bigger than Blogniggers’
im seriously so bored i could shit my jen hardly? hardy? saggy pants
My cloze is tatterds and I dont do shit.
Can I haz a t shirt too and a dollar?
chris duncan. quad barspin. i see you.
Question is…will Gav disclose the details about the Mtv deal or no?
SC is better.
if a website falls in the forest and no one’s around to hear does it make a noise?
well i guess the “naturist” could hear it so FTJ
I read that gawker post and they talk about gavin’s ‘ironic racism” does that mean there is nothing different between us and he wants to get along? borders indeed
A wee bit of an extreme way to get a free shirt. Put it to good use, wishing you many boners while wearing it.
weird.
heres a motto for you all (tried and true)
“FUCK EM IF THEY CANT TAKE A JOKE”
that goes for any and every son of a bitch out there.
This shit is way better anyway.
And that photo is fucking amazing.
Get in where you fit in.
Peas.
wow. someone mentioned a gawker article and i looked it up out of curiosity. the article is stupid but the comment section is full of accusations a racism. what a bunch of pansies.
when did the chicken cross the road?
Vice is totally shit without Gavin.
VBS.TV is also crappy as it’s being run by the very average Shane and Suroosh – i mean, look at the piece of shit Heavy Metal In Baghdad thing they tried to flog, one of the dullest, vanity projects trying to be a documentary i have ever had the misfortune to sit through
Maybe Gavin would care to write a piece about this “ironic” racism scandal. It would also serve him well to realise that prejudice isn’t like a fucking baseball cap – you can’t just throw it on and assume that people will know you’re “totes joking”.
(It doesn’t work with the baseball cap either, FYI.)
Did Gavin really say this?
“I love being white and I think it’s something to be very proud of,” he told the Times. “I don’t want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life.”
If he did, I might be inclined to close the borders on him.
P.S. anyone saying close the borders is a hypocrite, because it’s our businesses that crossed the borders in the first place looking for prospects.
dear vegan jules: shut the fuck up. you are an idiot. everyone hates you.
#2 vice fucking sucks anyways…look at the crap they put on their front page http://typepad.viceland.com/vice_magazine/2009/09/desert-dispatch-town-hall-meeting-in-the-high-desert-a-civil-debate-among-murderous-retards.html
not that i think all these tea baggers are teh most intelligent people in the world..but this criticism lacks everything a coherent argument needs to be..well, coherent. just typical “racist, redneck, blah blah blah” with no explanation as to WHY its so much better to support the president in anything he does, or why its racist to oppose him. what angers me is that people read this shit without questioning it
bumblebeez is right.
people are free to express ideas. if you deny that right than you are far scarier and stupid than a racist.
oh and look up irony and irreverent – vice built an empire on such concepts.
First off Vice was not hipster, it was some really intellectual pseudo punk shit. I mean back in the day. I remember reading “My America” articles and not only laughing but thinking man David has it sooo right.
The thing about Vice was that it was honest, it wasn’t trying to be cool, or “sell” cool. I mean at least it didn’t seem that way. Now all you can see in it, is ads to be hip, buy hip, live hip or articles that try to hard to be cool. It doesn’t seem natural at all.
Street Carnage has the old vice magazine feel to it, watered down to fit the whole hipster scene. I’ll read SC anytime before vice.
Someone should send those cats at Vice a bottled fart for being a bunch of a$$es!
anonymous, regarding your comment:
“vincent dermody is gonna have a hell of a time getting any other work in this town. no one likes a snitch. his photos sucking doesn’t help either.”
At what point do I get to shit in your mouth? same goes for 90% of the comments.
If you haven’t noticed bumblebeez (gay name), I hate all you guys too. That’s why I live in another fucking country.
Fuck it. Go Osama Bin Laden! You bitches deserve that shit. Burn the entire thing to the ground. The world is better off without all of fucking Manhattan and Brooklyn. All you fucking bitches can die.
wait. gavin wants the borders to canada closed? isn’t he a canuck? and isn’t his wife an honest injun?
they never would’ve been able to produce those lovely half-breeds of theirs if canada closed its borders. think on that, wunderkind.
vice has sucked for almost half a decade now
not too surprising that they mad
they see us rollin etc
my god. you people are fucking retarded. old ladies with chihuahuas.
you mayad
maaayaaad
This whole Dermody thing isn’t even new. Kim Taylor Bennett, Jamie Taete, Jamie James Medina, and even Sorry Mom (who doesn’t even work for Vice, but is on their fucking AD NETWORK) were all barred from working with us. We don’t have any rules like that for our contributors. Shit, Dermody could be an Al Qaeda cell and we’d still want his photos.
gavin is married to a squaw and licks derrick and blogniggers taints. not so racy now? he just likes to piss off everyone. like you.
you really have a thing for butts dont you?
My goodness! Look at all of you lot, getting all Chinese and shit.
daz76
All you have to use is a proxy for your fucking internet browser to get around bans. Use a computer at the library? You’re a god damn genius.
okay sometimes people say things they don’t mean.
@ cheesebottoms
i dont think the person was banned from the site itelf, just from making contributions (see: cd) just banning someone from a website because they visit another website is silly and beyond my realm of comprehension, if i am wrong and that is true vice must be pretty butthurt
@ARV
and who did all of them choose?
The last time VICE was funny/totally-fucking-on-point was the boomer issue. That was all Gavin. That was 2005. They now suck and can’t do anything right, excluding sucking, which they do quite well. TVC is pretty bad sometimes, but ALWAYS redeems itself… VICE fans have been waiting four years.
Arv Says:
This whole Dermody thing isn’t even new. Kim Taylor Bennett, Jamie Taete, Jamie James Medina, and even Sorry Mom (who doesn’t even work for Vice, but is on their fucking AD NETWORK) were all barred from working with us. We don’t have any rules like that for our contributors. Shit, Dermody could be an Al Qaeda cell and we’d still want his photos.
Who’s responsible for that? Its not some nameless / faceless corporate
That shits going on their permanent record.
You need to start getting jumped in bars for that.
so basically in the divorce, vice got richardson, mcginley and kern, and you guys got some retard named vincent dermody who admits to never having made any money off his work. and now you’ve just told everybody about it. good work.
is this fucking /b/? Feels like it.
@okay
Choose? Who’s getting the option to choose? Vice has this “Fuck SC” policy that they apparently don’t even tell people about, and then boot their asses once they get crossed.
richardson and kern are hardly assets. Nu Photography sucks.
Did Vice get McGinley or Richardson? I don’t really see them around like when mginnes was there. I guess they have Kern though.
we got jim goad
What the fuck is everyone on about? Is everyone personal friends of everyone? Does this effect our lives? Unless you work for SC or Vice, who gives a cock. anyways, this sucks. NEXT!
SC censored my comment about how BN is the only coherent, original writer, Gavin is funny even when he’s on one of his insincere political tirades, and how Arv and the rest of these writers are just pretty much up their own asses with not much to say. Where is Jim Goad Lesley Arfin Trace Crutchfield Daivd Cross? They all bailed on this amateur shit. And jesus is Arv up Gavin’s asshole or what? Embarassing.
Why did you censor me? Too bad so sad. What i said was honest so i’m saying it again.
@haha
i didn’t know i was up my own ass. thanks for telling me.
Seroiusly, though this is one of Gawkers TOP STORIES! How sad for them…
http://gawker.com/5358130/vice-vs-street-carnage-hipster-medias-battle-produces-draconian-non+competes?skyline=true&s=i
Also, Gawker is another one of those sites that used to be the place you go for staying current and on trend, but is now a bland, boring bowl of glue.
Why aren’t the comments funny anymore?
@haha
Your comment was deleted because you had used a contributor’s name (mine, specifically) as your handle. I could frankly care less about what you say, just use your own fucking name when you do it.
I’m still trying to wrap my dick around the fact that this shit is now in the black. How is that possible? Do you not pay any of the contributors? You obviously skimp on bandwith (those vids take a shitfag ton of time to load.) You don’t get that many page views. Vice seems to have a pretty sound business model. This site doesn’t. Shane and that injun seem to be the business minded dudes and gavin was just the provocative wild-card. The non-compete shit makes sense. That’s capitalism fuck-fags. Rational behavior.
You folks sure take this time-waster seriously!
Oh, and that young Dermody lad’s photos are kinda boring. I’m surprised he’d expect to make any money from them.
“Where is Jim Goad Lesley Arfin Trace Crutchfield Daivd Cross? They all bailed on this amateur shit. And jesus is Arv up Gavin’s asshole or what? Embarassing.”
Cross is probably busy doing career shit, like writing books and being in movies – he’s WELL out of this league.
I’m hoping that ALL of them are too busy with ‘real’ jobs and don’t have the time for SC. I’m def looking forward to the odd contribution by any of them, but who are we kidding? This site isn’t exactly a career. All those fuckers are too old for this.
Please shove a sock in all of your Fucking blog holes and post more Dermody photos. Jesus!
Vice is to publishing what urban outfitters is to fucking retail.
if you still think Vice is in anyway legit, go ahead and git yourself a lame ass tee at urban outfitters.
Vince: good riddance. vice sucks. your photography kicks ass.
My left nut is about to be castrated.
Oh fuck you anonymous.
no body likes a corporate bitchassness.
I’ll take a wild fucking guess where your comment came from:
97 N 10th Street Brooklyn.
punk bitch.
Surely you know about the “2-year rule” vice has where they BLAST anyone who dares to quit and try to keep them from getting any work anywhere? Kids I know in stockholm are scared to quit and that english bloke makes people cry.
Hey guys…
Let’s not pick on Vice, I’m still receiving residuals from Vice.
What is going on?
Even though vice is for faggots, don’t they have to tell MTV that they don’t associate with G-Man and hence all this. Who cares anwyay? Can’t some other asshole shoot photos?
A thought: if you cross Suroosh Alvi with Jesse Pearson what do you get? Arv. Is that Gavin’s way of telling them that they are very very very easily replaced?
@ Jävlas inte med
Are you talking about Andy Capper? I’ve heard he’s ‘a right cunt’, as they say in Blighty.
So the bratty punks from the back row of the classroom became patriarchy. Amy Kellner must feel at least a little grossed out.
@Nerdster: interesting thought.
andy capper is a sleaze and not the good kind, he’s this misanthropic psycho half the time, charming the other half. it’s half and half. Vice UK is a bit of a joke, altho it’s better than the US outlet without Gavin. ya Vice has sucked for years this shit is old newzies. it’s funny they’re so fuckin bitter tho, I guess their egos can’t handle the fact that mcinnce was nineties something percent responsible for the mags sexplosion and laffs. anyway street cranagae has tv carnage, goad, david cross when he isn’t being a big fuckin baby (never again), hotz, arfin, and some other homos, what more do you want people. skinema ain’t been funny in a schlong while.. the marriage kind of put the kibosh on the heh heh smile funny.. now it just tedious. much like this post
and about capper when I say misanthropic I didn’t mean misogynistic.. but if I had meanta dat I wouldn’t a been wrong
dear vince, can´t you realize that kelly amner was trying to flirt?? goddamn…
@Todd
The Boomer Issue! Aaah memories.
http://www.viceland.com/int/v12n10/htdocs/mail.php
Exceptions Prove Rules
Let’s take this shit to a hunerd comments, just for kicks!!!
100th?
100th!
Nuts ain’t got nuts, Right Nut. You fucking idiot.
wow 102 morons!
Welcome!
Thank you!
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