Bill Murray is a fatal disease and the sad news we bring you today is that your children have been infected. Celebrity Murray is a sleazy slacker, a hero to “hipsters,” an icon of the unemployed.
Bill Murray is a fatal disease and the sad news we bring you today is that your children have been infected.
Celebrity Murray is a sleazy slacker, a hero to “hipsters,” an icon of the unemployed.
He has been spotted by gossip reporters and police investigators showing up uninvited at “hipster” parties in places like Williamsburg, Brooklyn, once a Jewish enclave now a secret community of bearded 20-somethings wasting their parent’s hard-earned money on cocaine and clothes. Yes, he likes to slip into crowds half his age, squeeze the smooth young legs of Sarah Lawrence grads while joking with indie-band drummers about German poets, groping young men in Union Square Park, asking for change and warning them to tell no one, or singing to Japanese schoolgirls as they shower. One notorious urban legend recounts how Murray encouraged a subway train of young people to strip off their pants at midnight while he sang to them.
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Sincerely,
-ASHLEY P
P.S. They think Aziz is Kumar.
Dear Ashley,
All right, let’s get started. Oh wait, how do you boycott a person? I know. From now on, let’s make a pact to not put him in any of our movies. Agreed?
Sincerely,
-STREET CARNAGE
Send “Dear Street Carnage” letters to SBTVC@StreetCarnage.com
the link, it’s evaporated, just like murray. i can understand why people would both like & loathe him. i identify with neither. i win? yup.
I ran into BIll Murray a few times at SXSW this year (He showed up at a Ninjasonik show) but I heard some better stories.
A friend of mine was at a house party with him and when the cops showed up he talked them into leaving. On the way back from SXSW two of my friends were on the plane with him. He got really drunk on the flight and was singing the whole time and playing drums on the back of my friends seat. People in the front who didn’t know it was Bill Murray were yelling at him to shut up but the flight crew woudln’t do anything.
Heres one of my pics of Bill from SXSW: http://bit.ly/bEXR0z
Groundhog day having, Scrooge remaking, ghostbustin azz… Bill fuxking murry. Wes Anderson suckin, Sophia copplala fucking, should be jim jarmisch azz ducking… Bill… Fucking… Murry.
http://christwire.org/2010/07/boycott-bill-murray-for-a-better-america/
christwire? how did that get on your radar? also.. what?
Good for him, he’s a middle-aged man trading on his fame and cultural cache to get his dick sucked, he’s just doing it with under-the-radar artsy girls and not Victoria’s Secret models. Sometimes it’s fun to shoot fish in a barrel.
I love Bill Murray, that niggah just gets better and better with age.
Can’t wait til he’s in his 90′s, he’ll be the President of Cool.
Um, he’s kind of amazing.
well that’s just like, your opinion man…
VENKMAN! VENKMAN! VENKMAN!
Bill Murray has paid his dues and now he’s enjoying his life. More power to him.
you guys know christwire isn’t serious, right?
bill murray rules.
Everyone should try to become this guy (Christwire Author, not Bill Murray) friend on the facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001366922231
He’s “Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package!” hahaha, what the f-hole
what? fuck you Bill Murray is amazing
“it’s true, this man has no dick”
ok i had the first post that played to neither choirs, but coming back hours later i feel i need to spew this: I do understand Murray needs a backlash. He’s wholly a candidate to be fuck you’d. Trying to “feel the people” a little too much, i understand (even through his interviewed yapper) what’s transpired, which is so far from whatever plight he bestows. Albeit that he’s on the totem pole, he’s not at the bottom. AshleyP, ’tis shaky ground, but i get it, and this is a boy who was Venkman halloween ’85-’88, and a finale w/custom proton pack in ’98.
no.
for the record, i fully support bill murray.
anyway, off to spend my parents money on cocaine and clothes.
cocaine? clothes? money? murray? i smell a stinky cooter. (i don’t know you, but love)
one of the god damn four horseman of the apocalypse?!?! Heilige Scheiße you can not get a better compliment than that!
That site is like comedy. Its like getting a glimpse inside of a cult. Those people are paranoid AND delusional. Jesus must be rolling over in his grave.
Igor – Bill Murray is looking old. Like Bill Murray wearing old man makeup.
Fair play though, I’m 27 and can’t get any pussy so I’m not going to criticise him.
Is this site supposed to be like a religious Onion ? Its really very shit, huh?
He also sneaks up behind people on the street, puts his hands over their eyes and says “guess who?” the when the turn around he says” no one is ever going to believe this happened” and walks away laughing hysterically.
Long Live Bill Murray! Gunga galunga!
If I was old and could get bj’s from 21 year olds. Guess what?
OH…Just read the article. Bill Murray is killing Jesus.
Age is, like, just a state of mind…
Anyways, I’d bang him and I’m 23.
i liked the part about his “musty van of laziness”.
bill murray is the shit(period)
one time my friend julian was in manhattan and had just come out of a burger king with fries and a drink, about a block down some guy walks right up to my friend , takes a french fry, and says “no one will ever believe you”, IT WAS BILL FUCKING MURRAY
Good ol Billy is the new me. Bad Ass Grandpa of Hollywood.
Christwire is a big vile of internet crackjuice for the thirsty comedy nerds out there. Whoever writes those jokes is a tiny genius.
Who is Bill Murray anyway?
bill murray can do whatever the fuck he wants
Even if I could, why would I boycott someone this cool? He was in Meatballs!
Man I wish Bill Murray would turn up to the hipster parties I go to in Melbourne, Melbourne hipsters are boring as fuck.