Posted by
Gavin
• 05.08.08 04:07 pm

tightsandten
I know how you guys love to hate on brown nylons because they make feet stink and they’re not cotton etc. Yet, you seem to love colored tights.
tightsandper324
I know how you guys love to hate on brown nylons because they make feet stink and they’re not cotton etc. Yet, you seem to love colored tights. You should know that they are exactly the same thing. The only thing that’s cotton is thick, opaque tights. Everything else is polyester, brown and colored. A girl with heels and red tights all day will have feet that smell just as bad as brown tights.
Tammy Hurt
Atlanta GA

Tammy,
This is something we hadn’t thought of and it is a bummer to learn but some things to consider. 1- Women don’t wear colored tights all day; They wear them to party and that’s not so long. 2- Brown nylons are pretending to be something they’re not, brown legs. Colored tights are just fucking around. 3- Brown nylons not only make legs lie but they make toes pretend they don’t exist.
In short, brown nylons are all about deception, bare legs are all about being real, and colored tights are all about having fun with both.

Sincerely,
Street Carnage

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Comments
  1. IDIOT says:

    THATS RIGHT, YOU TELL THAT BITCH! YA “NO MELANIN” HAVIN’ HO!

  2. Anonymous says:

    Fuck you idiot.

  3. darkielegs says:

    I am of the brown persuasion. Hate brown nylons… BUT… the browns wear them too. redundant? perhaps. A staple of woman with little imagination and raised by non sexual beasts? Definitely.

  4. Taeil says:

    I am not of brown persuasion. Love brown nylons… BUT… Hate brown people.

  5. LOL says:

    i didnt read this entry, i was too distracted by the sickeningly hot chick in the red tights

  6. Anonymous says:

    yes sometimes we do wear colored tights all day so whatever.

  7. I can’t get past the pigeon shit. She will certainly need a good hosing! Sorry ’bout the pun, natch. Can’t help myself.

    True: Brown hose lie and stink and are just wrong, unless worn ironically; even then it’s still a push.

    Love brown people … miss them. Oregon’s shipped them all somewheres else, it seems. Or maybe lack of sunlight makes brown peeps turn white.

  8. Tammy Hurt says:

    I did not post about the tights. For the record, I hate tights.

  9. halo says:

    i know girl be lurking around all that pigeon shit, and other crap… idk id want her to shower or something

  10. David says:

    I love tights and nylons! Bare legs suck.


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