When my friend is having sex she gets SO THIRSTY and has to stop and get a drink of water or she just closes her mouth and, in her words, “ends her life
I have a 3 part sex question for DREW! about interruptions during sex
when my friend is having sex she gets SO THIRSTY and has to stop and get a drink of water or she just closes her mouth and, in her words, “ends her life.” she cant enjoy it after she gets so thirsty. is there a way to drink water and not ruin it all?
meanwhile, when i’m fucking i feel extremely good and then suddenly i have to pee or my leg hurts or something and i just dont know how to say “this has gone on long enough, could you come already? this is if its been happening for like 20 minutes, str8 up intercourse. is there something wrong w/ me that i dont want to fuck for more than 20 minutes? i lose my focus.
also, do guys think its boring when you want to stay in one position, like doggie style, for the whole time? i mean, if it works it works right? i dont want to be BORING but i know what i like.
1. Being super thirsty during sex is sort of like being thirsty while rolling on E. You don’t want to drink (or do anything really) because dancing (fucking) feels soooo good. But you have to, otherwise you die and become a statistic for NIDA. So just pretend you’re on Ecstasy and scream out “HOLY SHIT IF WE DON’T TAKE A BREAK I’M GOING TO DIE FROM CUMMING SO HARD.” They’ll feel like a stud and you’ll get throat lube. Easy.
2. This sucks because guys somehow got it into their heads that the longer they fuck=the better lay they are. I mean, some guys just can’t come fast and that sucks for them, for that go in the bathroom “for a minute” and stay in there for however long it takes his boner to go away. Or if you can tell he’s holding it in because he slows down or pulls out, say “If you don’t cum in my ____* right now I’m going to fucking lock myself in the bathroom because you are tearing my shit up.” Then just claim you have a UTI for the rest of the relationship.
3. Every position is boring after awhile except doggie style. But girls aren’t biggest fans of that because it makes our boobs swing like udders. But it’s awesome when you slap us on the ass.
*Your preference of holes, I’m assuming? Maybe spice things up and let him pick.