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• 12.09.08 03:50 pm

Do you know about the Skate Witches?

Do you know about the Skate Witches? Basically, what you need to know is:

1. They don’t take no crap from no one.
2. They want to run all the wimp boy skateboarders off the streets.
3. If you don’t have a rat, you can’t be one of them.

Your friend,

Jeffrey

  1. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: JOCKS IN A HIPSTER BAR
  2. LETTER FROM JAMAICA: DEAR STREET CARNAGE,
  3. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: EUROPEAN BATH
  4. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: LETTER FROM WESLEY SNIPES
  5. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: PHOTOS OF PHOTOGRAPHERS


Comments
  1. tommy gun says:

    chick in the misfits shirt is hotttt man. damn!

  2. CRAMPON says:

    i have beat off to this 4 times today.

    5

  3. zeb says:

    authentic tuff trash. i love it.

  4. lol@u says:

    they talk like the chicks in Liquid Sky.

  5. Chachi and the MS-13s says:

    Period.

  6. Dr. Alban says:

    the “queen witch” talks like kim gordon.

  7. whiners suck says:

    This looks like some awesome aborted John Waters project.

  8. Cap'n Glitterfuzz says:

    They’re about as intimidating as a FSU recruiting tape. Adorable though.

  9. teen inards says:

    to be quite frank ahaha haha

  10. cuntage says:

    someone made a song with the stuff they say. who

  11. Pooipe Pants says:

    Sweet band name

  12. deLuca says:

    i think that’s the first time “ready to rumble anytime” and “to be quite frank” have been said by the same person without like 15 years in between.

  13. drippy dog dix and cum or something says:

    Don’t forget, “and anyone who begs to differ”.

  14. felicia says:

    ughh dikes, I’m NOT AFRAID OF YOU

  15. delanoche says:

    yesyesyesyesyesyes… you all own rats? no.

  16. rutheffect says:

    i’m in a gang called the skate gheys and you cant join unless you have a gerbil.

  17. Ugly says:

    yeah right like two years ago…sheesh.

  18. Bad News Blues says:

    The Misfits one looks like Clare Forliani. A bit.

  19. CRAMPON says:

    still ‘bating to this one.

    fap fap fap fap fap fap

  20. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something says:

    Using the spelling g-h-e-y is absolute nonsense. It’s gay in fact. The gays don’t have the term on lockdown, it’s simply in a transitional phase. My Grandpa’s generation used the word too, but not to describe anyone’s sexual preference. I would have to imagine spelling it that way is more of an insult to a homosexual person’s intelligence than anything else. It’s also really, really gay.

  21. greg says:

    canadian ruffians

  22. slutever says:

    A punk band called Indie Boys Don’t Boners turned this sketch into a song called Rat. You can listen here : http://www.myspace.com/ibdgboners

  23. misanthrope says:

    and they don’t even push mongo

  24. rutheffect says:

    ghey is plural for gere. i dont know what your talking about.

  25. t-pains son says:

    thats the one, but dont call em punk……


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