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I notice you guys like to talk about “The most beautiful girl of all time” and shit, and you often do a pretty good job. I’d say I agree with about 90% of your Boner Alerts but I believe I have found one who blows all others out of the water.
I notice you guys like to talk about “The most beautiful girl of all time” and shit, and you often do a pretty good job. I’d say I agree with about 90% of your Boner Alerts but I believe I have found one who blows all others out of the water. I was wandering around the Internet the other day and found a site called Scattered Aesthetics which is pretty good. What’s more than pretty good however, is one of the chicks on the site who keeps putting up pictures of herself partying. She is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, bar none. Look at her. She’s perfect. Like a gross lurker, I went through every page of the site and pulled together about 30 pictures that prove my point. Prepare to die.
-LURK AKA MATTIE M
Send “Dear Street Carnage” letters to SBTVC@StreetCarnage.com
you hipsters sure do love the tranny look
The reason Maxim was so succesfull is guys would read the interviews and pretend they knew her. She’d say, “I’m a nerd deep down” or “I don’t like arrogant guys” and the reader would think he had a chance. Now that we have blogs, we can look at a girl like this and read about all her likes and dislikes and we really do know her. Better than at Maxim at least. That’s why all those magazines are doomed. We have a better way to get to know her now.
What a fantastic website, taking pictures of yourself all day with your pay-as-you-go phone while having a poor sense of fashion.
First comment obviously written by Midwestern dude who’s not used to seeing non cheerleader types.
OMG. This woman is fucking perfect.
Mattie- how long have you wanted to fuck a tranny?
she seems really intelligent, interesting, and loyal.
I concur. She’s Slamming. Thank you.
Lurk, you’re a creep. You clearly stalk her life on the boardwalk.
This girl looks like a hipster Ava Devine.
i feel lonely.
boring
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shes cute
You nerds need to get out more.
yeah i was gonna say, someone jerked it to ava devine so much, then forgot about it, and this girl evoked all those emotions, inciting a monstrous boner. Those are the most powerful boners, and its what ppl talk about when they say things like ‘eurocentric standard of beauty.’
what i was gonna say was, dude when she reads what people are going to say about her in the comments on this website she is going to HATE you and get some whoever it is’s to beat you up, but then i scrolled down through endless endless endless photo’s of herself that she put on the internet trying to look ‘hawt’……. what a dick
this girl is a dick.
Hot maid.
I’m blinded by her daddy issues.
ok, fine, she’s gorgeous.
BIDDI BIDDI BOM BOM
selena quintanilla’s revenge of the boners:
http://www.ethnic-beauty-central.com/images/selena_latina.jpg
7.5 out of 10
methinks the lady doth protest too much
everyone knows the chick from ‘in bruges’ is the hottest girl in the world
I wonder how the word “maid” got back into common parlance.
Anyway, yes, she is cute.
Hurray?
hey, dick lubin… nice one! co-signed!
True, she’s fine. You’ve successfully given her boyfriend a complex. Looks like she knows Booger. Always wondered what happened to him.
this is shit nan goldin and co did 4,000 years ago with a lot more emotion and alot less narcissism
in some shots, she’s gorgeous. in others, not so much.
If its too good e true it has to be a man. Who made that up a woman?
i have to agree with dick lubin…..that girl is ridiculous..
of course she’s part asian
YAWN
you guys are so fucking predictable
she kinda looks like my cousin if she was a slutty hipster w/ok clothes. Fellatio on American Apparel managers won’t fill the hole in your soullllllll!!!
She’s certainly good-looking.
“Most beautiful in the world” is a bit of a stretch.
I just punched my screen. Thanks.
yeah guys. please. all we have here is a pretty looking girl who is obsessed with doing her eyeliner and taking pictures of herself… AND THEN POSTING THEM ONLINE. that shit is so desperate. y’all are wack.
Obvs she is hot, but also a complete narcissist and looks super annoying.
Marlon Brando’s jerking off in his grave right now. I, on the other hand, am epically underwhelmed.
“The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
yeah she’s a knockout, maybe not mbgitw though
She looks like Celia Cruz. Face too bloated to be nearly considered the hottest anything. Anyway, ereyone knows black women are the hottest. This had to have been written by a gay.
Not my type, but there is nothing like an “OMG this woman is so hot/beautiful/cute/whatever” post on this place to bring out the vitriol. Go, haters, go!
Way above average? Yes.
Most beautiful in the world? Try again.
Not so much
Phillipina hipster. I’d hit it.
but she would cheat on me.
fap
a woman with lips for once.
tired of these slit lipped ladies up in the house.
i dig this gal because shes pretty racial ambiguous.
is she pinay?
is she mexican? south american? guam?(i betting on guam)
i think i know why the poster is into this girl……shes one of those people that looks totally different from day to day so you are always re-adjusting to her/falling for her/falling away from her/liking her/disliking her.
Shes nice though getting way too much attention, check out Dee on their site shes way hotter. I wanna do wrong things to her.
that’s a ladyboy right?
“Hipster Ava Devine” ended the disscussion for me!!
Dude I can’t believe you fucking sat around and stole 30 pictures of this girl.
(Elementary school Regression) “Why don’t you marry her then!”
Way to put this 8 on a pedestal. Now none of us get to hit it. Thanks! And by the way, you’re hella creepy.
Manny from Degrassi!!!
hahahaahaahha im in one of these pictures, she sucks but The Crosby is the best bar in Orange County.
That’s funny. I was partying at Manny from Degrassi’s place on the weekend, and I didn’t even know he was Manny from Degrassi. Now it clicks. NOW it clicks.
And this chick is giving the venereal warts on my boner boners.
TL DR
this chick isn’t bad, although she has a tranny-like quality which is a little weird.
uhhh Manny from Degrassi is a girl.
also she can’t be doing much with her life, if she has this many pictures of herself.
Rumor has it that this girl posted this HERSELF hoping she would fool everyone by prending to be a guy named LURK AKA MATTIE M.
Think a-boot it, she’s clearly starved for attention. How many self portraits of herself does she take and post all over the web? She just need a clever ruse to test her actual hotness.
So, yes, you are hot, but relax a bit. We understand that you were awkward all through high school, but you made it through. If you still need assurance, just go on CL and do a “Rate me” post.
Looks like the Korean mail-order bride from “Dodgeball.”
she looks like she lays around in bed a lot.
how come some people get so mad about a pretty girl? the answer seems so obvious, it’s embarrassing.
too bad shes a fucking lunatic.
i kinda thought she looked a little tranny-ish too but with only 500 different pictures to judge from its anybodys guess really
Looking at her mug for her own camera makes me feel like digging my own hole. Don’t care if she’s pretty or not.
A hipster chola. Come to LA, we’ve got tons of them for ya.
she’s ok. far from the hottest girl in the world. have you ever heard of victoria’s secret…?…or Ludivine Sagnier? if not check out the swimming pool. you’re welcome.
This chick is going out of her way to look hot which tells me she is not naturally beautiful. Also her style is dated! If she is going to depend on clothes to make her hot at least dress better. Generic wannabe.
Obvs she is hot, but also a complete narcissist and looks super annoying.
I think shes really pretty. I’ve partied with her before she’s ill as fuck! dont hate haters! if you knew her you would think shes bomb too. Beauty and brains. Ey guy who posted this. How about post some of her writing or the fact that she’s a mortician up?
I go through her blog all day and it’s the shit. Do not hate on a pretty girl who is smart. Shit is working were all talking about her. KEEP IT UP MOMMA! L.A L.A L.A!!!
DAYUM. bj lips
Filipinas are hot. Filipsters are a rare breed. The majority of them are normies. So if you see one like this girl, dont let her go.
I think shes really really really beautiful. I just looked at the site and its pretty cool. They are on a whole other spectrum. Shes from L.A so instead of talking shit get inspired and read.
I agree with kris. She honestly can’t be that bad. She listens to good music and has lots of good content. AND shes a mortician. she has more balls then most men to cut dead bodies! am i right?
The only thing this post proves is that you are a pretentious faggot. Congratulations, click my name to receive your prize!
BTW that site you linked is insufferably stupid.
oh, look, an asian! how original, boys.
okay, fine, I’m jealous of her rack. but for real. get some JAPs and black chicks up in this bitch.
wow. the most beautiful in the world? great, now this one’s gonna be more arrogant than she already was.
meh. not a fan of the ambiguous blasian-latina equatorial ethnic ghetto breed.
creating “candid” animated gifs of yourself is comically narcisitic.
this girl didnt need this post to lie to her and tell her she is the most beautiful girl ever. its pretty obvious that she is permanently intoxicated by the stench of her own farts.
i think all the comments from acquaintances chiming in to say what a cool girl she is proves she posted this shit herself.
and if not, well then she shouldnt let any of this shit bother her i guess
She owns a mac.
there are way more pictures NOT of her than OF her on her blog. we should be hating on mattie m for being such a creep.
To all the people that are hating: Try…c’mon tryyy to ever, EVER get close enough to a girl like this and carry on a conversation. She’d talk you under the table. What would you talk to her about? Local/state issues concerning your aging parents home? Magic the gathering? Ohh yea, that hot girl on one of those magazines? haha. If you could remove yourselves from your parents den long enough to go out into this world and find someone as charismatic would be difficult. But you all hate “those young punks” having such a great time/taking pictures/sharing laughs/living life for christ sake! Try doing that. Its what separates a loser from her. She lives life. Loves life. It can be seen in each shot. You should all except the fact that you will only get someone who was as attractive as your mother may have been, at some small point in her existence before she sat on ur dads crooked johnson and took that c*m >g’night
“creating “candid” animated gifs of yourself is comically narcisitic.”
Agreed.
Any girl who is confident but doesn’t feel like she has to take a shit load of pictures of herself to prove it is hotter than this chick right here…….
Vanity and narcissism spoils you and makes a bitch rotten…….there has to be something better to do with your time than play dress up & kiss the mirror.
Is she 5?
A girl who knows she is sexy but is modest is what a real man wants
Sure he’s a creep but any girl who takes this many pictures of herself has some weird ass issues.
I for one would wear her like a nosebag. Although she’ll probably grow old like Imelda Marcos….
taking 10000 pictures of yourself and posting them so everyone can see you “living life” doesn’t make you remotely interesting or charismatic
all the REAL fun-loving, charismatic intelligent people out there couldn’t fathom spending that much time getting ready for a home photo shoot 5 days a week
that is one hot dude.
i want to be a girl
Gotta agree with Loser Booser.
She is HOT.
Hot is fucking hell.
She makes my balls aaacccche.
Seriously.
But the whole online celeb shit is played out.
Why put up all those photos!
If my friend was doing that i’d be like whoa! Enough already.
Stop trying to impress. It ain’t worth it.
But don’t stop having fun on my part yeah.
PEACE!
Not that great..borderline wetback even!
I always wondered what happened to the brunette from Lizzy McGuire.
C-BASS, you sound delusional. are you john hinckley jr by any chance?
@C-BASS: Your comment is so impassioned, perhaps you should ease up on the blow. How would you know anything about this girl? What are you talking about? Fucking Twilight Zone.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
gross. i am straight and no tingle downstairs. she knows she’s hot, which according to mathematics makes her not hot.
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dude Arv said “hipster.”
shes pretty nice, for a post-op
Yo-Landi is a billion x more fresh
It’s really bizarre how she looks super hot in about 30 percent of those pics but in the other 70% she looks like Cheech Marin fucked a donkey’s afterbirth.
you shit talkers are dumb, whether you know this girl or not, who are you to say anything about her? i’m sure that if everyone who posted up a rude comment presented a picture of themselves would need a paper bag over their heads out in public and a hefty dose of manners.
do you live in a small town?
not that great braaaaah. hahahaha do you think you’re gona get laid when she finds out you’ve been lurkin this hard on her. grow a pair.
this turned me gay (but in a great way!)
What’s the point of posting if they delete half this shit?
http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/img_2136-1.jpg
I did them both.
but her face
I’d probally marry this bitch but she wouldn’t be my first choice.
Shes so pretty! WTF is wrong with you people?! Its the year 2010. Everyone takes pictures of themselves plus who cares?! woman with confidence is hot. Fuck the haters girl! keep on with the blog its dope!