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The second installment of our massive fuck up re the East Coast Surfing Championships. Nobody told us where Virginia Beach is so we ended up in West Virginia.
I should have known something was up when I heard so many non-coastal birds like the ovenbird and the white-throated sparrow. The first makes a “teacher teacher TEACHER teacher” call that’s used for mating but every time I hear it it’s a female trying to get us away from her eggs. This genius lays her eggs on the ground which means she spends most of time trying to lure people away from her chicks. Idiot.
The second bird I mentioned is also called the Sam Peabody bird because its call sounds like it’s saying, “Sam Peabody Peabody Peabody.” In Canada, they call it the “Oh Canada bird” and assume it’s saying, “Oh, sweet, Canada Canada Canada.” In truth, what it’s really saying is “Feel like makin’ love?” Although, come to think of it, this is an almost exclusively northern bird and shouldn’t be anywhere near West Virginia.
Anyway, here it is…
Hipster Waldo
I can’t figure out how this was done. Did you kill a rabbit and put it there? It looks like it really was shot but you obviously weren’t looking.
Road kill, lil idiot. Look at that thing – it wasn’t shot it was destroyed by a tire.