The other night, I needed a break from reading Kindle and found myself fumbling through my favorite amateur smut videos (I hate porn stars) and ended up on a cute little blonde bartender.
I think she even had mousse in her hair. She was a trashy little slut from middle America with zero future but a gorgeous face and little common sense. She was easily duped into giving a blowjob in the bar bathroom for 400 dollars. Yay! She had these amazing lips and it didn’t take long for homeboy to bust his nut. When he did this, a little got in her eye which I’m guessing would sting? It would at least burn a tad, but that’s not the funny part. She went back to work behind the bar and the dude gives her a little goodbye before leaving. Her right eye looked totally normal, but the left was bloodshot as fuck and watering badly. She looked beat and almost as if her boyfriend just smacked her or something. As seen here:
She was trying to play it off, but obviously her eyeball was having a reaction to this dude’s load. I couldn’t stop laughing, and it pulled me out of the horny. I couldn’t even jack it at this point. All I was thinking about was this poor fucking woman that possibly now has AIDS in her eye. Will perfectly healthy semen do this to an eyeball or is this a sign that maybe he needs to visit a clinic? I feel as if a chlamydia bacterium would definitely do this to an eyeball. Have any girls or homosexuals reading had any experience with this? Please share in the comments below.
—JESSE ANDREW
It’s normal.
I was jacking off once and when I shot my load some of it got in my face and on my eye. It hurts a lot.
don’t be an asshole. where’s the video?
Link or it didn’t happen.
seriously link the vid
Why do you hate porn stars?
for real..a load went into her eye either its gonna be bloodshot or shes a robo-slut..and link to video
Pornstars are goddamn American heros. Author needs to be put into a prison camp run by Jews that survived the holocaust
link that shit jesus
Charming story. Link the fucker!