As the work day grinds to a close here on the East Coast and all you knuckleheaded “NSFW” types pack it in and embark upon your 3.5-hour journey home to the burbs, we felt it incumbent upon ourselves—whatever that means—to share with you some of the most stylish and compelling meth-related mug shots posted on the Internet today.
All suspects are, by dint of American law, presumed innocent until proved guilty, but c’mon. To our knowledge, it’s still legal to say they look really high on meth.
These scrappy and scruffy Louisiana gents are accused of running a meth lab as well as being illegally in possession of Vicodin, weed, and guns. The facial hair is working, and the bruises…perfect.
Yes, he’s retarded-looking and prematurely balding, but look at all the evil brewing in her 20-year-old Sweet Virginia eyes. She looks like she’d sit on your dick merely with the intent of ripping it off your body.
Both these Indiana gentlemen were busted for running a meth lab. We predict the one on the left will die of heart failure, at which point the one on the right will carefully filter and titrate the blood from his corpse before shooting it and also dying of heart failure from the rush.
Accused of selling meth near a school, this suspected ne’er-do-well shows a jaunty and impenitent mixture of Mark Twain, Professor Irwin Corey, and the “Jim” character from Taxi. No complaints here.
Centuries from now, mathematicians will still be marveling at the perfect “V” shape made from this Indiana charmer’s ears all the way down to the tip of his goatee. But what the fuck is that over his eye? Did part of his brain explode and leak out?
The look of pain and regret on this young Missouri Nazi male’s tattooed face could either be due to remorse for being a Nazi or for getting so many stupid facial tattoos. But the pained face of the woman on the right is undoubtedly linked to the fact that she knows the guy on the left.
This ghastly Floridian looks much older than his 48 years, and we honestly don’t care if he’s guilty of the meth charges or not. He’s guilty of having that face.
Yes, technically this photo was taken in December, but it was featured in an article published today. We say it’s no contest—even if this guy has taken no meth since December, he’s still higher than everyone else pictured here combined.
We can’t help but be beguiled and bewitched by the gentle visage of this Minnesotan accused of possessing a quarter-ounce of meth. He has the kindest face (and best hair) of all our suspects here. He seems like the type of guy who’d kiss his pet puppy goodbye before trading it to you for meth.
Guilty or not, we would not fuck with this dude. He has those cold dead Manson eyes. He seems like the type who’d eat your pet puppy after you traded it to him for meth.
I went to high skool with this guy:
http://www.whsv.com/home/headlines/Owner-Of-Pamelas-Secret-Two-Employees-Facing-Federal-Charge-172162561.html
this should be a regular feature
Another of the Virginia homegirl: http://virginia.arrests.org/Arrests/Ann_Felicia_11268779/
Wait all of you missed the real need here. I can’t say that I am shocked by your writings beneath the pictures. Because you are not getting the picture yet , I will help you along just a little and then you will take it from there.
The people that have the misfortune to do meth need love and care. Obviously something pretty awful has happened and just like cancer , victims of Hurricanes and Congress people that do not understand what it is to be poverty stricken there is a soul in each and everyone that will respond to love and care and will give it back if you help them and give them a chance and benefit of the doubt.
I mean not one of us has really done anything that we could not do better if we had someone to love us and care for us.
I believe a federal government with good and kind hearts would be a wonderful place to start the healing in this world.
thank ya’ll and good night. Rita
” I believe a federal government with good and kind hearts would be a wonderful place to start the healing in this world.”
I believe that’s the best argument why women shouldn’t vote. It’s all about “hearts” and “healing.” They’ll justify any encroachment of state power so long as someone can fashion a compelling 30-second TV ad supporting it. They’re fucking gullible, emotion-driven infants who have no idea how the world really works.
Lady, governments have always been the biggest killers. “Healing” simply isn’t in their job description.
“The people that have the misfortune to do meth”
You act like it’s something that randomly happens to them and they have no choice. Typical statist abdication of any personal responsibility whatsoever.