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Ever since the “Drink More Water” scam blew up a few years ago New York has been drowning in Sex and the City junkies with enormous purses carrying giant, one litre bottles of superfluous water.
Ever since the “Drink More Water” scam blew up a few years ago New York has been drowning in Sex and the City junkies with enormous purses carrying giant, one litre bottles of superfluous water.
All these fake water companies had to do was tell women drinking way too much water is good for your skin and helps you lose weight. In a city where there’s three women to every man (and he’s probably a fag), cougars will take whatever boner you throw them.
Nobody ever stopped to say, “If hydration is such a crucial tool for our survival how come you never hear about anyone suffering from DEhydration?” I mean, there was that raver who danced for two days on E and died of dehydration but he danced for two days on E. It is next to impossible to NOT hydrate if you live outside of Saudi Arabia. Shit, most food is 80% water for fuckssakes (if you don’t believe me, leave a meal in the sun for a few days and see what remains – a tomato becomes a bloody booger).
The other infuriating thing about these self-righteous, penis-starved publicists is they would act all nature-y and even pretend they believe in a healthier planet while they topped up landfills with unprecedented piles of plastic and burdened the world with a massive amount of energy it takes to carry a redundant infrastructure.
Rich people have finally stopped supporting bottled water and that’s a good sign because poor people usually catch on soon after. As soon as we see purses shrink, we’ll know the Water Scam has finally, completely dried up.
How about if we add Vitamins to it?
Amarosa. Trump Water!
Beer is 90% water.
Drink tap water when you are thirsty and you’ll be fine. People have survived forever in much direr if not dryer conditions that Manhattanites who tote a jug of water with them 24/7 as if they were about to embark across Wadi Rum in search T.E. Lawrence or even Peter O’Toole (pick your king ET generation)
This was tucked away in the second article “studies have shown that drinking diet soft drinks can lead to obesity”. Proof that people are fucking stupid.
are you guys actually stooping to posting something AFTER Vice posts it.
http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2008/04/new-york—on-p.html
For Shame!
I think that makes it pretty clear nobody at street boners reads vice anymore. Don’t they want to know what’s going on in the world of MTV?
you wanna know what grinds my gears? rich people. i’m sick of them. i’m sick of people trying to be rich. i’m sick of the stupid shit rich people do. i’m sick of their vapid concerns. i’m sick of the parties they attend and the cars they buy. i’m sick of how they waste their money on dipshit things like million dollar bat mitvahs and $500,000 for beyonce’s wedding flower display. it’s a lame waste. it’s like, “oh, i’m so impressed by the stuff you buy! what a wonderful person you must be!” and you know what else? it’s women who drive this idiocy. cave troggs sucking on bank accounts. they got the pill so now they can be manipulative fuck whores while hippies made it so we can no longer smack a bitch. i hate hippies too! and rich people. but i swear i don’t hate women. i love them.
clovis…you need to calm down..
Almost everyone that has perfect skin states that the reason for their glow is lots of water and 7 to 8 hours of sleep. That is all the scientific proof that I need.
ok dyke coke.
Clovis, that post was solid gold! Give that man (or woman) a column!
drink enough water till you pee clear. no more, no less. simple.
really, why the hell do people need studies to tell them to drink more water and sleep more? how fucking far removed from your body do you have to get to need scientists to tell you what your body is screaming at you?! “gee, i’m tired all the time, and my once-daily pee is practically gelatinous. i wonder what i should do??”
I live/d in saudi arabia during the summer for the past 12 years of my life, and even there .. it is impossible to get away from hydration.. and it cost me less to fill up my car with gas than it did to buy bottled water (in bulk) of the same measurement. I drink tap water here in canada, but in saudi there are 3 types of tap water; reclaimed (yeah you read that right – its actually piss), slightly de-salinated (you shower in this, and brush your teeth.. mmm salty), and then “sweet”water (which is brown half of the time). so you only end up with one choice, good ol’ Al Quassim bottled water… mmm mmm good.
why would new yorkers buy bottled water. don’t you guys have the highest quality municipal water supply in the country?
what about passing a drug test?
clovis is a gentleman and a scholar. cheers mate!
tap water all the way. it has the added benefits of antidepressants and birth control pills.
alot of times when ppl die on E they die of water intoxication. they keep thinking that theyre going to get dehydrated and they drink two fuckin gallons in an hour. and thats super-unhealthy. look that shit up, its for-real.
I think drinking more water does give you nicer skin. But if you eat shit food and drink caffienated drinks it won’t really make a difference.
Americans and the british in general eat very badly in comparison to continental europe.
water is awesome, be like water!