I woke up today and I hated everything. I looked around my bedroom and I hated everything in it. I looked at my girlfriend and I hated her because she doesn’t understand me and she never cleans the bath after she takes a shower.
I woke up today and I hated everything. I looked around my bedroom and I hated everything in it. I looked at my girlfriend and I hated her because she doesn’t understand me and she never cleans the bath after she takes a shower. I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and hated it. My nose is too fucking big.
Today may as well be “Hate Day.” Here’s a list of other things I hate:
Life isn’t amazing. People get cancer and AIDS and other diseases, and then they die. How can you constantly look on the bright side of a turd? Wake up and smell the shitty denial, you doofus. Your glass is half empty and the rest is piss.
What is their purpose? Why are they here? You can’t hold a decent conversation with them and you’ll go to jail if you let one of them give you oral sex. WTF? If I had a magic wand I’d wave it so all the little cunts could disappear once and for all. I’d be like the Nazi version of Harry Potter.
FAT GIRLS WHO HAVE REALLY PRETTY FACES AND ONLY TAKE HEAD SHOTS FOR SOCIAL NETWORKING AND DATING SITES BECAUSE THEIR BODIES LOOK LIKE SHIT
Hold up, WTF just happened? I looked at your profile and I fell in love. I thought you were the most amazing woman ever. Your eyes are fucking amazing. They make me want to make myself throw up so I can grab a hold of my soul and show you all my aspirations, doubts, and fantasies. You tricked me, you fat piece of shit. That’s not cool.
POST-90s BLACK MUSIC
What was that? Biggie got shot!? And ‘Pac, too!? Fuck!
I’m so over it. The best part is when you break your virginity and the first year after that occasion, or when you try to make someone who doesn’t want to do it, do it. And no, I DO NOT mean rape. That couldn’t possibly be fun, could it? The older you get, the lamer sex gets. It’s just too much work. Girls always want you to give them orgasms and “rock their worlds.” I’d rather just jerk off. It cuts out the middle-man and all that “is she pregnant / do I have AIDS?” bullshit.