NEVER FORGET. Did you hear me? NEVER FUCKING FORGET. I’ll repeat it six million times if I have to.
NEVER FORGET.
Did you hear me?
NEVER FUCKING FORGET.
I’ll repeat it six million times if I have to.
Considering the fact that we’re incessantly ass-pumped with headlines about last week’s museum shooting and Obama visiting Buchenwald and Holocaust “deniers” being jailed for thought crimes, you’d think it’d be fucking HARD to forget.
Apparently not. So DON’T FORGET.
And even though “technically” it didn’t happen in America and “technically” no one who’s reading this was alive when it happened, this doesn’t mean all Americans shouldn’t feel deeply guilty and ashamed about it, and it doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be forced to pay taxes to erect one multimillion-dollar remembrance shrine after the next.
Because we NEED TO REMEMBER.
Fuck the 22 million Russians and 7.2 million Germans and three million Poles. Fuck the millions of other victims of the Nazi death camps. Fuck the 420,000 Americans who died in that war, too. Fuck the nearly half-million Brits who perished and ESPECIALLY fuck the more than half-million Frogs who croaked. Many of you probably didn’t even know about them, which makes them that much easier to forget.
I already forget why we were in Vietnam and what Watergate was all about, but I WILL NOT FORGET the Holocaust.
And nothing helps a man remember something better than a souvenir. Nothing spruces up an overpriced, rat-infested, toxin-coated Williamsburg hipster matchbox apartment more than Holocaust memorabilia.
I searched the word “Holocaust” on eBay, which yielded over 1,700 results. Many items were for stupid gore movies and brain-damaged metal bands. Many were related to other historical atrocities that arrogant, unfeeling upstarts incorrectly chose to label a “holocaust.” Many others were links to books written by “Holocaust survivors,” who at times seem to number at least six million.
I’ve chosen a dozen listings—one for each of Christ’s apostles, who I’m guessing were all Jewish. This should be more than enough to festoon your crib with one morbid, depressing, ghastly, carcinogenic image after the next. Sit around and look at all the dead people. Ponder all the torture. Look straight into death’s eyeballs on a daily basis. I guarantee you’ll feel better for it.
1. LISTING TITLE: WW2 Holocaust Jewish Homosexual armband
“You are bidding on a reproduction Jewish armband of a Homosexual, from the Holocaust. These were made for a movie in Poland. Pink star of David, denotes a Homosexual Jew. Made of cotton/linen, it is ‘aged’ to look like it has seen some wear. A nice edition [sic] to anyone’s collection.”
I hate to out-fag everyone, but didn’t homos have to wear pink TRIANGLES instead of Stars of David? Does the pair of overlapping triangles mean this person was TWICE as faggy as your average flit?
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2. LISTING TITLE: ’74 Corrie Ten Boom Holocaust Tramp For Lord Book EX NR
According to the listing’s description, this book’s curiously named author is a “Dutch Christian Holocaust survivor…who along with her family helped many Jews hide from Nazi SS occupation of the Netherlands during World War…and who eventually was sent to Scheveningen prison [as well as] Vught and Ravensbruck concentration camps in Germany.”
But LOOK at the fucking mug on this hag. Even if you were in a concentration camp starving for pussy, would you tap this? I think the Lord needs to get some better tramps.
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3. LISTING TITLE: 70lbs Each, Concentration Camp – WWII Holocaust Photo
“These Russian, Polish, and Dutch slave laborers interned at the Buchenwald concentration camp averaged 160 pounds each prior to entering camp 11 months ago. Their average weight is now 70 pounds. Germany, April 16, 1945.”
It doesn’t specify whether or not they’re Jewish, so I’m not sure whether these guys count. Emaciation tends to accentuate one’s nose, so this is a tough call. But I’d feel like a fucking anti-Semite if I didn’t frame this photo, place it over my dinner table, and ogle that one dude’s scabby, bony ass for the rest of my life.
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4. LISTING TITLE: Aleksander Kulisiewicz – Nazi Holocaust Prison Songs LP
“Kulisiewicz, the performer on this record, was a prisoner in the Sachsenhausen Concentration Camp from 1939-1945. During his cruel internment, he composed 50 songs about his horrific experience. Gifted with an immense capacity of memory, Aleksander ‘noted’ all of these compositions in his head, without the use of any paper. … He then devoted the rest of his life to preserving and performing these folk songs ‘from the bottom of hell’. This very powerful record contains 16 of his own compositions and songs he collected, all done with very sparse accompaniment, giving it a highly ‘genuine’ feel (for lack of a better word) of the power of this music under the horrific experience of the Holocaust.”
File this one under “Party Music.”
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5. LISTING TITLE: Art Poster Print Holocaust
“This signed art print is created from original oil on canvas painting. The original painting was created in 1996. The painting is called Holocaust. In this painting people are reaching for the Start [sic] of David (reaching to their religion) so it can help them to survive the horrors of the Holocaust. A women [sic] is looking at them – a mother, a sister or a wife – with the tears and a sorrow on her face.”
I want this one in my son’s playroom.
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6. LISTING TITLE: Da Holocaust – Concentration Camp II (CD 1998)
“Likening the cruelty of ghetto life to another more famous genocide, Concentration Camp II wins the award for attention-grabbing names hands down. Their album, the also shockingly titled DA HOLOCAUST is a hard-hitting, take-no-prisoners look at the fast-paced gangsta life. The group favors light, percussive beats and funky instrumental accompaniment to bass-heavy backing tracks, while their vocal approach is a family affair–voices trading off non-stop in a dizzying display of collective skills.”
This serves as proof that all the lesser-known genocides are “player-haters” who resent the Jewish Holocaust for being more “famous.”
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7. LISTING TITLE: David Olere School of Paris Watercolor Nude Holocaust
“A work of art by the Jewish Polish born artist David Olere. …He was later interned for nearly 2 years at Auschwitz during the Holocaust. He is most known for his gruesome depictions of Auschwitz and is known as the witness of Auschwitz. He is known as the only professional artist from Auschwitz. I tried most unsuccessfully to find pieces from his period in Paris and this is the only one I know of. It is a gorgeous nude on a colorful rug.”
No two words in the English language go together better than “nude” and “Holocaust.”
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8. LISTING TITLE: Gambia – Holocaust Remembrance 8 Stamp Sheet – GAM0718
Backed by an attractive “Arbeit Macht Frei” watermark, this 2007 sheet of stamps commemorates all the Gambians who were intimately involved in the Holocaust…or something.
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9. LISTING TITLE: I Was a Child of Holocaust Survivors by Bernice Eisenstein “Children of Holocaust survivors carry an unusual burden, but you don’t come across many who consider their status a form of ‘cachet’ that they can ‘socially trade on.’ Yet not only does Eisenstein freely admit to just that, she does it with an eloquent irreverence and a blend of self-absorption and self-awareness that make her debut captivating.”
Sight-unseen, I’ll give this a positive review. This chick knows where her bread is buttered. I wish I could claim “Holocaust cachet,” but history has denied me that privilege.
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10. LISTING TITLE: JEWISH AUSCHWITZ HOLOCAUST CONCENTRATION CAMP MEDAL
“Auschwitz-Birkenau …camp commandant, Rudolf Hoess, testified at the Nuremberg Trials that up to 3 million people had died at Auschwitz. The Auschwitz-Birkenau State Museum has revised this figure to 1.1 million….”
OK, this death-toll-downgrading sort of fucks up the magical, mystical, hypnosis-inducing “6 million” figure, but let’s juggle some numbers and balance the sheets. We can count some Gypsies and Irishmen as Jews if it helps. What the fuck would the official museum at Auschwitz know about this, anyway?
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11. LISTING TITLE: THE FAGILITY OF GOODNESS/Bulgarias Jews/Holocaust/NEW!
The title says it all. Goodness = fagility.
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12. LISTING TITLE: Vintage Jewish Painting Drawing Signed Holocaust FRUITS
“Gita Eidelstein was born in Poland. She was an [sic] Holocaust survivor….Most of Gita Eidelstein paintings are in memory of the members of the Eidelstein families whose lives were lost in the Holocaust.”
I’m guessing what we’re seeing here is a selection of fresh fruit the Nazis wouldn’t allow her to eat.
fuck the 50 billion land animals killed every year. gotcha Goad!
For whatever it’s worth, the inscription at the top of the medallion roughly translates to, “for your suffering – our affinity.”
For someone not born during the holocaust or in the country it took place in, Jim Goad sure does think about it a lot. Weird.
But we learned so much from The Holocaust(tm)! Like don’t vote for Hitler, don’t kill 6 million Jews, and ,more importantly, don’t wear swastikas.
It is pretty sick and sad how people want to profit from such a horrible part of our history.
Wow that Jim Goad is such a firestarter. Sticking it to the Jews, good one, Goad! The ebay listing didn’t really fit into this article though, and since you have no idea who is selling or buying it, doesn’t really fit in with your point…did you have one, btw? Anyway, if you’re going to whine about how the holocaust is shoved down our throats, at least have the balls to do it without wasting my time with that corny, hackneyed ebay stunt.
Check out Norman Finkelstein’s ‘The Holocaust Industry’ and Avraham Burg’s ‘The Holocaust is Over’:
http://www.amazon.com/Holocaust-Industry-Reflections-Exploitation-Suffering/dp/185984488X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1245435686&sr=8-1
http://www.amazon.com/Holocaust-Over-Must-Rise-Ashes/dp/0230607527/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1245435963&sr=8-1
I think you’re missing the point Jimbo – Goad’s not ‘sticking it to the Jews’, he’s pointing out the way in which people capitalize on, and try to profit from, the holocaust. I mean, a Holocaust Remembrance 8 Stamp Sheet – what the fuck?
Precisely Nick. This isn’t about how Jews are shoving anything down our throats. It’s about how morbid it is to dwell and how especially morbid it is to sell.
When I was in high school a jesuit monk gave a talk about his stay in a concentration camp. He had written off to obtain a picture of a prisoner with a large nail sticking out the back of his head. He showed us that his tattoo number matched the number on the picture. They had sent him his own photo. True story.
@vegan jules: 50 billion animals killed every year and i eat 45 billion of them myself. Mmm, turducken.
Vegetarians and vegans are juts face-ists. Plants don’t have faces so they don’t feel guilty about killing them.
But what about all the animals that are displaced and forced to die and/or not exist in the first place by your very existence? All the animals killed by delivery trucks to bring you your tofu chik’n patties or the fish and dolphins killed by the barges carrying over shipments of chickpeas? If you REALLY cared about animals you’d kill yourself.
fuck you Toxic Holocaust rules.
WHERES OUR FUCKING EBAY MEMORABILIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT WAS 15 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clowns
I’ve got some Anne Frank travel-sized soaps in case anyone’s interested.
Hit me up, yo.
ha ha ha . funny.
or not.
it is bullshit when you meander about your musty trytes
is this supposed to be a piss take? as far as i can recall, those russians, brits, americans, poles, and frenchmen – not the mention the gentile germans – were what we could numbly call the casualties of war. their suffering and unfortunate deaths are far different from that of the jews taken by the holocaust.
we’re talking about 6 million people who were murdered not in order to take over the world or assert dogmatic values, but because of their religion. and whereas there are still tens or hundreds of millions of all those other people, there are far less jewish people in the world than there should be.
i’m going to try to forget this post, regardless of your intent. fuck yourself, jim.
a little postscript for you.
there’s a fine line between commoditizing the holocaust and using the commoditization of the holocaust to draw attention to yourself.
honestly, the worst, least funny, most hypocritical entry i’ve ever seen on my favorite blog. thanks for nothing.
Hitler hated everybody. He purposely attacked Poles, (my peeps) Catholics, Gypsies, Homos and especially Jews. If you weren’t Hitler, you should die.
Wait…Hitler hated Catholics? Half of Germany was Roman Catholic during that era. He also publicly claimed to be Roman Catholic and remained part of the Church until his death. In private, that was another story.
But yes. I frankly believe those accusing Goad of Judeophobia missed the point; if anything, he’s steadfastly proven to be quite Judeophilic.
Speaking of Holocausts, have any of you heard of the Ballocaust?
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Now THIS is the definition of BALLIN!
“you’re a fucking idiot”, i’m with you
If you know Goad, then you know he bangs on this drum. But when he’s all “overpriced, rat-infested, toxin-coated Williamsburg hipster matchbox apartment”, it’s a sad day on SBTVC. I’m ready for my close up, Mr. MacInnes. Now I’m gonna go find some Da Halocaust
never again–cept in africa cuz negroes don’t count. It kind of bums me out that if the holocaust ever happens in America it will be blacks on the cattle cars bound for South Dakota, all orchestrated by Wolfowitz-types. oh well
Jim Goad is a better critical thinker, better writer, and is funnier than anyone else out there. So much so that, as one of those Intellectual Jew Types, I bestow upon Goad the status of Honorary Hebrew.
He can therefore still have you fling your shit at him, but now you’ll feel guilty doing so. (Of course, if he’s Jewish now, he’ll feel guilty too. Maybe this isn’t such a good idea.)
seriously. I think we need to ban shitcock. What a moron.
@vegan jules:
Riight. You deny yourself all the most delicious food, and some of the best pleasures there are to life because you still can’t get over that sad feeling a little kid gets the first time they learn hotdogs are made. But I’m the idiot.
Anal Cunt wrote a song about this once “Hogging up the Holocaust” … it is funny though that “never again” has repeatedly happened again and again … I suppose genocide in Africa is different because black people are not as smart or cute as Jewish people and who really cares about Africans anyway?!?!
dude I’ve had hot dogs, steaks, pastrami sandwiches, cheese burgers, pizzas–all that shit, for the first 23 years of my life. When you go vegan your palette changes. Anyways, it’s just a higher spiritual peace you get, which I’ll take over a quick fix hot dog anyday.
The best pleasures are when you play your first sold out show, or some fine bird is in love with you, or you beat your enemies. Best pleasures are not on your plate.
“eat to live, don’t live to eat” Ben Franklin
Higher spiritual peace my ass. That’s the same thing stupid ass fundies say when they’re sucking jesus’s dick.
Sure there are lots of other great pleasures in life, but having a good steak is up there. Denying yourself from it is just as stupid as denying yourself pussy because you’re not married or denying yourself music because they say naughty words.
Face it, vegetarianism/veganism are just a way to displace your guilt and insecurities about all the other ways you’re a complete loser and brush it under the rug by feeling like you’re a “good person” in this one other way. Some people do that using things that actually help people (working at a food kitchen, volunteering on help lines, etc.), being a vegetarian/vegan does no good for anyone. Except I guess soy farmers.
^ yo’s, i gotsta make a confession, Usher style: im a vegetarian too. But for the love of fucking cute fuzzy animals, vegan jules, shut the fuck up! SHITCOCK, eating meat is just a total asshole move. u don’t need it, n if u think steak is anywhere near as good as fucking then i pity u. i view eating meat the same way i view, like, kidnapping people i don’t like and chaining them in my basement and going all Karla Holmoka on them: it would feel sooo soooo awesome to do that, but its really fucked up so i don’t. But jules, one does not suddenly become the dalai lama just because they’re not raping people with curling irons. being a vegetarian doesn’t make u a good person, just slightly less of an asshole. EWcrest owt!
EW you don’t really deserve a reply but I’m bored at work so you get one anyway.
You’ve watched too many Disney movies, and not spent enough time around actual animals. Animals aren’t people.
Secondly I don’t make lists, I don’t say “Sex is #1, Steak is #2, Throwing a Hippie’s Hackysack in the trash is #3″, I just say “These things are all really great.” If you don’t think eating a steak can be a mind-blowingly great experience you’ve never had a good meal in your life. So it is you who deserves pity. But you get none from me since you’re only a victim of your own faggotry.
I’m vegan but only because it keeps me shitting like a pro. I also never get sick, my blood pressure’s 108/60, and my cholesterol level is 133. And oh yeah, I have the libido of a 15 year old boy. Besides, I see absolutely nothing appetizing about a giant plate of days old dead flesh that’s getting ready to rot away in my colon for the next 2 years.
If you’re going around worrying what other people eat, you’re basically a fag with the personality of my 80 year old grandmother. What fucking difference does it make to you if I eat meat or not? Mind your own business you fucking yenta. I could give a shit what you put in your body. Would you be bummed if everyone suddenly turned veg and America didn’t need any more Somali immigrants to come work our slaughterhouses? Hmmm…
I don’t give a shit what other people eat. vegan jules made the stupid-ass comment about animals, and I was responding to that. Congratulations on being a moron, though.
shitcock likes lying to himself more than anyone else as do all you MORONS who believe that this article is about anything but the Holocaust being shoved down our throats. and if you’re not lying to yourselves, it’s time to go back to school and take basic reading comprehension.
I think Van is high. I do lie to myself, though, everybody has to in order to get through the day. Facing the oblivion of reality tends to make you spend the rest of the day in the fetal position under the blankets.
Oh, how charming and novel. An insightful/non-dick message from shitcock.
The holocaust was a fake like AIDS.
Can anyone here give the name of a single Jew that was gassed?
Even the gas chambers on display at Auschwitz were built after the war because the originals were “destroyed” when the soviets were advancing.
Here’s a short video about it:
You Tube Link
haha, SHITCOCK has to work saturday.AND I ALWAYS DESERVE A FUCKING REPLY. n I used to like used to like u , shitcock.
p.s. omg i just watched ginger snaps for the first time evah n it was surprisingly good. Y WAS I NOT TOLD SOONER?????
I heard J-dilla sampled his beats from #4
You’re all worthless and weak! Place this veg/animal rights vs. meat faggotry under “Vegans vs. Cajuns.”
Now, discuss the topic at hand, you collective homos.
I think Goad did a good job of discussing the topic at hand there’s nothing left to say.
Also, @Van: Penis.
naw. Goad brought up the issue with me a few posts back. That’s why I made the comment here. And JUST A NORMAL EW. You don’t reap any of the benefits spiritual, creative, or otherwise until you go vegan from vegetarian. As a vegetarian you’ll still be slave to addiction, bad health, and lots of other bad shit that I’ve almost forgotten. Anyways, at least I don’t have to lie to myself about anything to get through the day, I know full well what I’m neglecting.
You do have to lie to yourself to get through the day. You have to tell yourself the big lie we all tell ourselves every day; that any of this means anything. Because it really doesn’t. We are so small and insignificant and here for such a fleeting time, and nothing we do has any real impact on anything at all.
^No
JULES I WAS TRYING TO UCKING HELP U OWT U FUCKING INGRATE!!!!! how does not eating eggs,n not factory farmed eggs from chickens in chicken hell, but eggs that come from a pet chicken that is living the fucking chicken dream wandering around a yard in search of corn until it eventually dies of old age n goes to chicken heaven to wander around gods yard in search of corn, make you into a fucking zen mystic? I guess shitcock was rite n u r just a retarded fag.
p.s. u’ve been a vegan for what, like 2 years tops? Bitch i stopped eating meat 10 years ago in the 4th grade when i had that soilent green moment n learned my bacon was Babe: pig in the city. So u have contributed way more to the livestock holocaust then i have so suck it.
* FUCKING.
dude you weren’t trying to help out when you said “jules shut the fuck up.” Anyways, this ain’t a contest either. I’ve been veg for 3 years, vegan for 6 months, so what? I did it because of scholarly research and my conscience. I honestly think it can save the planet. I’m experimenting with my persuasion here, because someday I want to make a difference on a larger scale.
making milk requires cows to be repeatedly raped, cut off from their family, most young males slaughtered, life in a cage, etc… “Free range” doesn’t really exist and it’s not at all economical at the level that our society demands it’s milk and eggs. That milk is supposed to be for a calf, during one pregnancy, it ain’t for a human being. Think about it, does it feel natural to go up and suckle a female cow’s nipple? Do you see any other species living off the milk of another. Granted some species eat the eggs of another, but it’s usually a reptilian thing to do, and like I’ve said you can find any act in nature that you can justify your own with, being human, you have the capacity to choose who’s behavior you mimic.
Anyways, there is a spiritually beneficial difference, not having any animal flesh, fluids, or dead embryos running through your body
^dude u do need to shut the fuck up. whack jobs like u who r into bull shit like” spiritual beneficial differences” take all the validity out of strong argument based an incredibly obvious observation: animals feel pain and fear, i feel pain and fear, i don’t like pain and fear, i wont subject others to pain and fear.
VEGAN JULES seriously shut the fuck up, you’re smarter than nobody and in about three years you’re going to look back on yourself as an insufferable prick! HAHAHA you’ve been vegan for SIX MONTHS and you’re already reaping the spiritual benefits.
“Do you see any other species living off the milk of another [?]” Wow, did you ever notice how sometimes animal species actually eat EACH OTHER? I’ve even heard of insects that eat other insects, spiders (which I’m sure you’d point out are not an insect, but an arachnid) that eat birds, even chimpanzees that rip the faces and devour the brains of the baby chimps from rival clans/flocks/prides of chimps. Trying to foist a “scientific model” of veganism on everybody based on your expert observation of animal behavior in the wild as a model for human nutrition is clearly both credible and impressive.
@ turdshlong
don’t push it, homey.
Hey Jules. I’ll quit eating meat if you quit eating man ass. Deal?
i eat taco bell because every time i order the volcano box i have a chance to win a thousand dollars. do you have a chance to win a thousand dollars every time you order a beet/ginger situation?
yeah see also:
the site where the twin towers stood being called ‘Ground Zero’, where previously that title was reserved for such minor tragedies as dropping a nuclear bomb on a civilian population. actually 2 civilian populations / cities, in the same day.
and in terms of holocaust, the genocide on the native american population is maybe the worst mass slaughter in human history? i dont know. i read that somewhere once, could be wrong, but still in numbers redifines the word ‘holocaust’.
luckily for us we have tom cruise to wage war on hitler and single-handedly kill him for us.
Vegan Jules, your motives for going vegan are so clearly narcissistic that no one here is ever going to respond with anything other than ‘shut the fuck up’.
Here’s a reason that has less to do with your attempts to be the world’s own perfect boy. http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/jun/21/supermarket-suppliers-amazon-rainforest-deforestation
funny : on this thread, you’d think people would talk about hitler, but they end up arguing about fucking vegans, ahahah. hey, was hitler vegetarian or vegan? probably vegetarian.
btw, jim, you are quite a troll. (compliment).
BUT, fuck you for hating on france just because of your little beef with us. you are just like the worst repentance tyrannic jews, here. anyway, i can’t really blame you either, i’m not the biggest fan of my own country right now.
The rumor that Hitler was a vegetarian was proven false a long time ago.
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.YOU.FLAMING.FAGGOTS!!!
Talk about the Nazi Holocaust, you collective queers. If you really feel compelled to talk about this animal rights bullshit, move your discussion to Vegans v. Cajuns.
“eat to live, don’t live to eat”
…said The Big Fat Ass Founding Father
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I forget already