If you’re reading this, you are alive. Most likely largely due to Geraldo raising Charlie Sheen to the level of fear he deserves.
WARNING: This is not suitable for anyone who is at work, needing to do a shit-load of blow and then fuck.
If you’re reading this, you are alive. Most likely largely due to Geraldo raising Charlie Sheen to the level of fear he deserves. This weekend Charlie Sheen became a FOX News Alert©. If this is in fact the first time he’s actually become a FOX News Alert©, it’s long overdue. However, it is a step in the right direction. Finally citizens of America and the tri-continental region can be alerted to Sheen’s escalating thoughts and actions, allowing families to prepare a supply of food, water and duct-tape to make their houses air-tight panic rooms.
For those of you who might smugly conclude this wasn’t Alert© worthy, Geraldo called upon expert porn witness Kacey Jordan (not the guy from 30 Rock), who partied with Sheen at his home recently. Dressed in a white casual slip and see-through stilettos, Kacey coolly and calmly answered each and every one of Geraldo’s horny questions covering a buffet of issues, from orgies, coke, cocaine, smoking coke, sex, buying coke, fucking, Sheen’s nuts, to “Seriously, how much cocaine actually?”
As all of this unraveled, the relentless sheen of Charlie’s brave rampage played out live next to Kacey as Sheen and his incredibly cool assistants broadcasted live in pork pie hat/fedoras.
XO-PINKY
Geraldo:
“..But I was asking, sexually was he able to-”
funny shit! Stories like this must take even LESS effort than Horny Gerry usually squeezes out.
Cutting Edge (get it?) reportage from Fox and its ‘funky’ subsidiary Street Carnage
De-BOW-chery.
I heard somewhere there’s a radio station doing only Charlie Sheen coverage.
Sean Penn wants to take Charlie Sheen to Haiti to help with the earthquake relief work.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sean Penn’s dating Scarlett Johannson right now, I doubt he’s going anywhere for a few months, until after she wises up and runs away. Or maybe they’ll take a relief-work honeymoon in Haiti, that’d be noble.
yo Geraldo .bring back the zoot suit.
right the fucking NOW!
Hello?
I know you can here me Geraldo.
How’s a punched in the nose at least once a month sound? great for ratings.
ala random sniffing–sniffing–sniffing (sheen’s nuts) aaannnddd all of a sudden
POWIE! ZOWIE! KABAM!
whatever happened to morton downey jr? kuz all i see is black stars of vomiting lobsters backspinning records at the hop.
^^Wow, meat, I was just thinking the exact same thing! about the lobsters! we’re on the same wavelength!!
tupac shakur was murdered by quincy jones, who, in the illuminati, had given shakur the ultimatum to either suck his dick (make him come) or die.
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i bet Gerry wants to make a kaka on her. or her on him. it could go either way
‘Was he heavily felated?’
sometimes there is a special cosmic alignment : jerry rivers -fox noise.