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Aviva Yael
• 02.03.10 11:00 am


Last Christmas you guys all ran out and got the greatest stocking stuffer of all time for your beloved, right? Welp, Valentine’s Day is around the corner so it’s time to buy presents for the person you want to eff most.

Last Christmas you guys all ran out and got the greatest stocking stuffer of all time for your beloved, right?

Welp, Valentine’s Day is around the corner, so it’s time to buy presents for the person you want to eff most. Keeping with the romantic spirit, the creators of the Handjob© have this brand new commercial:

-AVIVA YAEL
EverythingIsAnnoying.com

  1. DEAR STREET CARNAGE: LETTER FROM WESLEY SNIPES
  2. HOW TO GIVE A BLOW JOB
  3. HOW TO GIVE TWO WEEKS NOTICE
  4. JERRY YOU GIVE GOOD MADONNA!
  5. TV CARNAGE: GIVE HEAD RESPONSIBLY


Comments
  1. nope says:

    This is hilarious. Oh, did I mention I am 15 and completely stupid?

  2. wow says:

    your shit is weak today sbtvc

  3. Hamhock says:

    Stupid. Unfunny. Not clever. Stop it.

  4. NippleDick says:

    Is it supposed to be a secret that Aviva Yael is Arv? It’s impossible for 2 people to suck that bad

  5. Pee says:

    Nice tits.

  6. Kennedy says:

    Pretty corny, but I bet the dude that thought of this is now generationally wealthy.

  7. !!! says:

    It’s kind of a dick in a box rip off.

  8. Frenchy says:

    SHUT THE FUCK UP

  9. poopsmear says:

    this is amazing writing about very interesting, relevant and downright hilarious topics! no it’s not

  10. jj says:

    the tit shot 1 minute into video 2 was worth it


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