The best of the worst from last week.
If you had signed up for the newsletter, you would have gotten this last Monday and it would’ve been way more relevant.
WEEKLY NEWSLETTER:4.25.11
TOP 5 POSTS FROM LAST WEEK:
1. 14 NEAT PICS BY JUAN FRANCISCO CASAS
Platform introduces us to softcore ball-point sketches. They’re sort of like the doodles you’d draw in class — but talented.
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Julius T. Leisure explains what he knows best: kick’ back, skatin’ by and grinning like a motherfucker.
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3. DRUGS: SHOVE ‘EM UP YOUR ASS
OK, so maybe The Fool hasn’t shoved narcotics into his anus. Have you?
TELL US ABOUT IT IN THE COMMENTS, JUNKIE
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4. ASK BARF: HOW CAN I LIKE PEOPLE?
Lesley Arfin helps a fan find a guy who doesn’t totally gross her out. (Good luck, girls. Do you even remember what a ball sack looks like?)
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5. KNOW PAINTED PALMS AND IMPRESS HIPSTER BROADS
Pinky introduces us to the band Painted Palms — and hopefully to a gaggle of hipster cuties in the process.
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LAST WEEK’S BIGGEST BONER
Captain Nevergonnahappen reporting for Fantasy Duty, Sir!
HOW MANY KITTENS?
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LAST WEEK’S WORST CARNAGE
Some things will never get old: beer, fast cars, drinking beer in fast cars, creating fake charities to steal millions of dollars.
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EDITOR’S PICK: CHRISTIAN REBELS TAKE A DUMP ON ‘PISS CHRIST’
Resident Jew Benjamin Leo attempts to make up for killing Our Lord and Savior by giving Christian vigilantes the OK to smash “Piss Christ.”
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Well the almost nip shots appear to be your best articles, so go forth and flourish you filthy kids … and maybe find a way to improve on even your best articles.
OK. So I dd get it, now i have to look at this crap again.
Or I didn’t but im allready on your fucking site, so fuck off!
round ups are key
wish you would do this every month not week. its like having a 10 minute conversation and then examining the best parts for the next two minutes. im an alcoholic with a coke problem and can’t remember some of my coworkers names but i still remember this shit dude. stop showing me again.
I think you should do this daily.
Best post of the day.
You could also have a best comment award and they could get a gold star next to their comment.
You could also have a weekly panel of celebrity judges to vote on the best post of the week.
This is a great new feature.
“You could also have a best comment award and they could get a gold star next to their comment.”
a jew star of david, but yes…
And we could roast and cook with several delectable herbs and spices the Jew that made the comment. Human being goes well with rosemary because of it’s slight chicken flavor.