Posted by
Gavin
• 06.18.12 12:57 pm

Remember that Marine Taeil Kim who threatened to blackmail me? Well, he is still going full throttle.
In fact, Taeil Kim has been going full throttle since we first noticed he’s not right in the head and stopped taking his writing submissions a couple of years ago. Although we’ve made zero contact with him after explicitly warning him to never contract us again, he’s also been personally contacting us repeatedly to tell us that he doesn’t want to have anything to do with us and that he doesn’t know why we don’t understand this. (Stalkers don’t need to make sense. That’s why they’re stalkers.) Here are some highlights from Taeil Kim’s endless barrage of texts from this past year.

DO NOT “ADD TO FAVORITES”!

tail.kim69@gmail.com

machinegunetiquette0151@gmail.com

baconindustry87@gmail.com

Facebook (1) and Facebook (2), LinkedIn, Twitter, and (loneliness alert!) CampusBuddy. He’s currently a student at UCLA’s PoliSci department—(310) 825-4331 or frntdesk@polisci.ucla.edu.


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Also…”Denker.”

(For those who missed them, here’s Part 1 and here’s Part 3.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


These are just the tip of the iceberg though. There are well over two hundred and we left out all the racist, sexist and pedophile jokes because they were most likely jokes.

He’s concerned that he has an unmanly sounding voice:

In this voicemail message you can hear his unmanly chipmunk voice. In the second, he appears to be trying to make it sound manlier. Either way, the “loser psycho” in his voice comes through loud and clear.

Hell hath no fury like a fanboy scorned.

—GAVIN McINNES

tail.kim69@gmail.com

machinegunetiquette0151@gmail.com

baconindustry87@gmail.com

Facebook (1) and Facebook (2), LinkedIn, Twitter, and (loneliness alert!) CampusBuddy. He’s currently a student at UCLA’s PoliSci department—(310) 825-4331 or frntdesk@polisci.ucla.edu.

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 AKA “Téil Kim,” “Taeil Kim California Penal Code 646.9,” “Téil Kim Marine,” “Téil Kim UCLA,” “Téil Kim stalker,” “Téil Kim, Téil Kim, Téil Kim,” “Kim, Téil,” “Téil Kim California,” “Téil Kim Gardena,” “Téil Kim Facebook,” “Téil Kim Twitter,” “Téil Kim Iraq Report,” “Téil Kim,” and lastly, “Téil Kim.”

 

 

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Comments
  1. Jucifer says:

    You know you’ve made it when you finally get a manic-depressive stalker.

  2. Any of you have contact info for his family, and could maybe reach out to someone who might encourage him to get back on his meds? Both out of compassion, and, you know, because ruddy-faced mentally ill Koreans with firearms don’t have a great track record lately. You could be saving lives.

  3. Rupert Pup Kim says:

    Ladies and gentlemen—Rupert Pup Kim! Rupert Pup Kim, ladies and gentlemen! Rupert Pup Kim!

  4. raymes says:

    @TPSChrisBoddy ask him what to do.

  5. Dabney says:

    Does the black cock belong to Derrick?

  6. chris says:

    Its like his phone is just automatically texting everything people on the street say in “Grand Theft Auto”

  7. Anonymous says:

    With a face like that, no wonder he can’t get laid! And good luck finding a career in politics with this nasty paper trail!

  8. Jesse Andrew says:

    This dude would probably give you an unreal rim job.

  9. Zippy says:

    He’ll eventually go into the benign work of police officer.

  10. Soon Pee, Korean Party Girl says:

    Tell GI Joe comey my house. I lovee long time. Me so horny! Me so horny!

  11. The Wiz says:

    Chin Ho is right, Gavin. Nobody beats the Jews. Nobody. And I’m the freakin’ Wiz!!!!

  12. Nothing worse than a stalker who’s BORING

  13. itchypeach says:

    wow…hahahahha

  14. Campin with Goat Sampson says:

    @chris, dead on.

  15. heroin town says:

    I can all but guarantee that a woman (or sexy man?) is the driving force behind Taeil’s bizarre behavior. Most insanity is the result of misdirected and/or unresolved infatuations. That and going on/off the meds while studying political science in California.

  16. Anonymous says:

    I’m definitely going along with the “sexy man” theory. Actually, it’s probably a “spurned by two sexy men” situation.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Epic fail on the part of his Jewish psychiatrist.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Last I heard he’s a coke dealer. The proper authorities have been notified. Have fun tasting Crip AIDS, dumbass!


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