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While David and Amber were having a particularly pleasant wedding in the Catskills, things were going oppositely well in Philly. Dozens are ashamed, and a nation of “straights” are reconsidering the “sanctity” and the very legality of heterosexual marriage after a violent brouhaha at a wedding party in Philadelphia’s plush, posh, and ponderously historic Society Hill neighborhood.
What’s even more amazing is that this happened to be a, well, you know, a “white” wedding. Then again, this is Philadelphia, the most hostile city in America and possibly the solar system.
A 57-year-old man suffered a heart attack and died as a result of the brawl, which either suggests he had a bad heart in the first place or he’s a bit of a pussy. Maybe both. Feast your sadistic ‘n’ voyeuristic eyes upon a snuff film in the making:
Do I really fuck 16-year-olds?
Yes, Yes I do.
He does, he f8cked me and im 16.
He was pretty good too. Knew how to keep his stupid mouth shut.
Right so a poor bastard dies, because “he must of had a bad heart or he was a pussy”. Obviously I don’t know the difference between “of” and “have.” Come to think of it, my mother always did say I was an idiot.