While David and Amber were having a particularly pleasant wedding in the Catskills, things were going oppositely well in Philly. Dozens are ashamed, and a nation of “straights” are reconsidering the “sanctity” and the very legality of heterosexual marriage after a violent brouhaha at a wedding party in Philadelphia’s plush, posh, and ponderously historic Society Hill neighborhood.
What’s even more amazing is that this happened to be a, well, you know, a “white” wedding. Then again, this is Philadelphia, the most hostile city in America and possibly the solar system.
A 57-year-old man suffered a heart attack and died as a result of the brawl, which either suggests he had a bad heart in the first place or he’s a bit of a pussy. Maybe both. Feast your sadistic ‘n’ voyeuristic eyes upon a snuff film in the making: