Hillary Fucking Clinton, The Mother of our Country, our most regal and prized of statesman, like a rare and precious ostrich – no, literally, her face has actual plumage – check her out on a Retina Display:
Our beloved future first female president gets a fucking BLOOD CLOT in her head, is rushed to the hospital, and Internet People still complain:
Are you fucking kidding me?? So now it’s Hillary’s fault you don’t have Aetna? Or that your Blue Cross Blue Shield are being dicks about elective medical procedures like not wanting your husband’s face to look like it got stuck in a wasp’s nest?
(I do have to hand it to this commenter though: best use of capitals EVER – it’s a great way to imply use of the word MOTHER-FUCKING without having the Daily News’ censors moderate your comment out:
My husband has (mother-fucking) PEMPHIGUS!!!
Look how fucked up that disease is by the way: Your face starts itching just the tiniest bit, your wife tricks you into going to the doctor by telling you it’s probably “nothing,” and within two months you end up looking like Tree Man (cured??)
Ai yie yie, ees too much. Get well soon chica!! Jou can do it mami, juss keep de positeev energy flowink.
And Mrs. Clinton: a speedy recovery to you as well.