One of the worst things a man can say to his girlfriend is that she has a stinky pussy.
Women flip out when this topic is brought up, and I don’t get why it’s such a touchy subject. Why are women so sensitive about their pussies? Granted, a stinky pussy is one of the most depressing things in this life, and to smell the filth on your finger is almost enough of a reason to chop it off.
Women are beautiful and their pussies are supposed to be delicious, tasteful, and capable of turning your whole life around. When a dude comes across a stinky vagina, it’s the same feeling of being at your best friend’s funeral. As much as my ex-girlfriend turned out to be a dud, her pussy was perfect and that’s how a pussy should be—flawless. My balls may smell and taste like sour milk, but so help me God if a girl has a stinky pussy she’s garbage and needs to sleep on the floor.
Did you know a woman can smell her own stinky vagina when opening her legs? I do, because I just Googled, “What causes a stinky pussy?”
Here are the results:
1. Vaginal discharge.
2. Poor hygiene.
3. Vaginal infection (yeast infection, Chlamydia, etc.)
4. Foreign body in the vagina (condoms, tampons, etc.)
Ways to cure a stinky pussy: applying yogurt (no sugar) and drinking cranberry juice. At this point you are probably thinking the same thing I am: “If a woman can’t maintain her own pussy, is she really ready for a relationship?”
Granted, this same thing can be said about dudes and premature ejaculation, but this is about chicks, so let’s stay focused. If your chick has a stinky pussy, you can’t just come out with it because a woman can’t handle negative feedback. You have to dance around it. I suggest writing it in a poem format with flowers.
As seen here:
“Baby, my life without you would be unbearable,
but pumpkin, your pussy smells terrible.
I don’t know what it would be like to lick the inside of a dead cat,
yet strangely enough, it’s exactly where we’ve arrived at.
I’m not asking for you to leave me,
I’m not like a doctor with any kind of degree,
but I know a stinky pussy, for a relationship, isn’t healthy.
Together, we can beat this,
and one day soon I’ll be able to give your sweet pussy a French kiss.
But here tonight,
I’d rather take my own life, with a knife, or even a spoon,
because it would hurt more and take my mind off the fact your pussy smells like maggots in bloom.
Never forget: I love you, boo,
from the first day I met you, your pussy has been something for me to look up to, dip into, fall into, head over heels.
Let’s cure the stink together, tonight, baby,
make no maybe about it, this shit is long overdue.”
Something like that. Make her feel loved. A pussy is a very foul, demon-like hole, that needs constant attention or bad things will happen.
—JESSE ANDREW
OMG Dr Drew and Adam Carolla were just talking about this on the weekend. I mean in a podcast
http://www.adamcarolla.com/dr-drew-bonus-episode-8/
i don’t mind a fish taco, i didn’t want to wash my hand after the first time i fingered a girl. there needs to be more positive portrayals of vaginal odors in media.
The irony is that usually a “stinky pussy” is caused by a bacteria-ridden dick. Hence why dudes are supposed to take antibiotics CONCOMMITANTLY with his female sex partner, otherwise he will just keep re-infecting her with his STD that is unfairly symptomless for dudes. Grow the fuck up, you misogynistic fucktards! And learn some basic 10th-grade Sex Ed SCIENCE!
Ewww. I can smell Dickwhipped’s stinky pussy from clear across the internet! Cross you legs, Brenda! Gosh.
Unfortunately, some ladies have heard a fucked-up message saying that ANY cleaning of the pussy messes with their ‘natural’ flora. Douches are usually bad; That is true. Soap and water and a little elbow-grease is always good. I actually had to explain this to one of my exes. Not easy to do.
By-the-by ‘Dickwhipped,’ that only applies to yeast infections. We may be RE-infecting but we’re not the cause.
So I can only assume that a man can smell his own stinky dick. And by the sound of it, yours can’t possibly smell like peaches and cream. Be thankful that any girl, stinky or not, would allow you to be within sniffing distance. Your ex is lucky she got away. You’re disgusting.
uh. bullshit, dickwhipped. some chicks just stank.
On a related note, do you need to use the same poetic method to tell your girl she needs to shave that shit if she wants you to go down there?
Bacteria Infection. Take antibiotics and tell ur bf to do the same. Cheers fuckers.
so i guess blacks/latinas are out of the question, huh?
Hello, YouStink! I think your point is that I may not be able to tell that I have a bacteria-ridden penis. This is a fair point. It is refuted because the smell or bacteria on my penis was never an issue. Not once. If I may be so bold you seem to be sensitive to the implication that ANY woman could have a bacterial infection removed from her male partner. This is categorically false. A bacterial infection does not make a woman substandard, it’s just something that happens. As for how she’s better off without me… That may be. It is, however unrelated to the state of my penis. And by the way, calling me disgusting is an ad hominem attack. It has nothing to do with yeast infections, my personal opinions of them or my quality as a partner.
Hello, rob-omb! I prefer a little trimming but am happy with a hairy pussy. It’s delicious and nutritious.
And E is right.
I once went on a date with a girl nealy 30 years ago and remember to this day how bad she was. You see after fingering her i looked down at my hand and it had this pasty slime that created webbing between my fingers and made it look like a frog foot and smelled like a week old fish laying in a dark humid hot area. I just about threw up
I remember dropping her skank ass off at her car and i hauled ass to one of those do it yourself car washes. I couldnt get out of the car fast enough and enter the quarters fast enough. I sprayed my hand off with soap, rinsed and then wax.
Damn!
I never did that again, thats the worst case of rotten crotch i ever encountered!
my dad used to say “if you get past the smell you got it licked!”
IM speechless. Coming from a man who likes his girlfriend to pee in his mouth. I maybe in the wrong subject gr6up
been with many females over the years,latest and nowhere near the best is only an associate.shes the only one with a recurrent issue in this subject, unless told like a little child, i am coming over and things must be clean…they wont.i look at her house cleaning and see the same issue,really, i do. its usually poor passed down cleaning habits and or oral neglect or both. have had many women and loved them ,but a bad smell means put your pants back on and go home, they are just filthy,infected,or fucking lazy!
Women do take negative feedback bro.. Trust me, I listen when a guy gives me pointers… Results? I’m very confident in my sexual ability because I feel like I have insider info… The poem thing is just stupid, it would make a woman MORE likely to go off on you.. But that’s just me, I don’t dance around things and don’t like when men do either I’d rather save time and effort by just getting on with it… If there’s something I have the ability to fix for my man then yeah ill fix it if the request is reasonable.. I mean I wouldn’t get a boob job or anything but if he wanted me to shave or fix a smell I’d certainly listen..
bunch of idiots! you’ve had a woman long enough to even begin to understand how things work, do ya? , fucking random woman is one thing (you don’t talk much) but the only pussy i lick, is the one of a woman i care about, that i actually give a shit what she says. thanks Anna.
Hello all,
Stink is universal to all people regardless of sex, but uncleanliness is different. I have worked in hospitals and have seen both types. As far as this thread goes, if you’re in a relationship and the person stinks I think you should be able to tell them. My wife as do all people regardless of sex has her own natural smell, and that smell is one that I love and gets my juices flowing. I did at first thought it smelled funny but 3 kids later and 20 years of marriage it is a wonderful smell. People need to stop thinking of women as objects and men only as assholes, even though their are assholes of both sexes out there, and learn to enjoy!!! Vagina’s are wonderful things!
All vaginas smell bad at one point or another. It’s the reality of the situation. It isn’t always relative to an infection. Some women may not want to accept this FACT. But what we want and what the reality of things are is two different things. Having said that there are times when a woman’s vagina should not have a foul odor. This all depends on what level of hygiene a person maintains. But there is absolutely no excuse to have a stink vagina and not know about it; and if a women has an odor and is still willing to engage in intercourse, that is a sign not sleep with her.
Wrdd i do believe in every vagina stinking at one point …but ..should or shouldn’t girl to have a smelly vajaja more than a couple years is my question …after a while i bnelieve that its all in the girls responbility as a woman …@ one point ok …understandable but if u ladies r having this problem for more than a year …yall juss not taking care of yaselves correctly …n if ya really have a problem with accepting it then fucking take care of itt ..
You sound like you are retarded by the way you type all this shit and make it sound so dramatic..
I am a guy who got on the internet and written down stinky pussy because my fuck friend pussy doesn’t smell right but hell, calm down.
You are like the hitler speech giver of stinky vagina blogger.
WTF??
I’ve gone down on my woman, but only when I’ve had a cold, that way my nose is stuffed up and I can’t smell her normally stinky vagina. (It smells like rotten fish and old work boots.)